frankie🪐🔞

Face reveal, wrong answers only

this is me texting my fiance 3 hours apart about Jamie Campbell Bower’s audiobook episode coming out today, i fucking called it bro

Finally got my mail from my wonderful talented friend @cuips-not-cute.bsky.social ILYSM TY

“Uncle Wayne?”
“Hmmm?”
“Can I tell you a secret before the nurse comes?”
“If you want to”
“*deep breath* I’m a lil’ scared of needles”
“You are, huh?”
“Mmhmm. But just a little”
“Well thats ok”
“Can I hold your hand when I get the shot? To be braver?”
“Sure thing, Ed”

quality over quantity fr

i would like to add. ballsacks. as a treat.

now you say it i can totally see eddie doing that

buttholes

spoiler alert it wasnt and im not allowed back there

i (perhaps fortunately) do not remember the vast majority of it… i just know i ended up on the phone to my mum who had to come to pick me up because i drank so much wine that i convinced myself that playing golf in a restaurant was a great idea

I don’t give a good god damn what fandom your porn is from I’m going to hit the like button as soon as I see a hole

they're soulmates, your honor

my sister, fiance, and i downloaded a stalker Minecraft mod on our server and the creature sometimes copies what you say in chat but a bit fucked up and the one thing it’s not fucked up is “wiw?”. that fuckass mini stranger things thing that’s my vocal stim. it keeps randomly saying wiw? at us now.

msub jamie bower audiobook we fucking won guys

one of my dogs is a working stock labrador and she is the LAZIEST creature ive ever known (proof below). some dogs are just fuckin lazy and nothing can be done abt it and its wonderful

I’m banned from drinking wine now because of the great wine incident of 2024

modern day steddie au where eddie gets into old shitty British tv and watches that one episode of the inbetweeners where neil asks “how much lego can you stuff up your bum?”. steve is unimpressed when he has to fish out 23 bricks when he gets home from work…

wholeheartedly believe that eddie has put a trumpet mouthpiece in his ass AT LEAST once. also fully believe that steve blew in it as a joke and discovered a new kink.

steve “wet hole” harrington and eddie “unable to keep his dick to himself” munson. a delightful combination.

sorry had to

eddie's in one of his moods again. he's clingy. sweet. just wants to be skin-to-skin with steve until they like, fuse together or something.

steve pushes his hips back against eddie's attention. eddie's mouth is on his spine, trailing wet little kisses down his back, over his hips,

taking a break from my work project to say: steve finding eddie's fleshlight by accident and making fun of him for using it until he notices eddie's gotten hard from the stuff he's saying so he pins him down and strips him naked and fingers him for a long long time +

What the Duffers see in their nightmares

Many thoughts. None of which are in the bible. Several of which are illegal in many states.

oh yeah that was lovely, really enjoyed that part. i just feel like they could’ve allocated much more of the runtime to the main story and the epilogue still would’ve had the same effect yk?

#st5 okay i have taken time to sort though my thoughts and come to the conclusion that the scene with will talking to henry through his mind full on saved the finale for me. still unsure why we had a long ass epilogue but im choosing not to think deeply into it for the sake of my own sanity

i couldn’t find anything that helped me apart from sudocrem, idk if you can get that in the us but it’s like miracle cream over here

im feeling a bit rough but not as bad as some of the times ive had it🫠🫠

YES good analogy