Christine Grove

That happened to me yesterday. I emailed a complaint, which they closed without responding, then they emailed asking for feedback. I provided feedback (with bells on) and sent in another complaint about their BS. I'm narked enough to go the full Karen on this one.

Heartily sick

My approach in those situations is to lean over and say "FFS put your bloody phone down and come back to bed". Works a treat, especially on public transport.

Country dancing is not the same as Morris dancing though

Lettuce wish her the best of luck, Cos she deserves it. She's a Little Gem, isn't she? She started off as Romaine, but she turned over a new leaf - it's not Rocket science to see why.

So pleased to read that

Very

If he's so sorry now why did he do it in the first place? It's just wrong.

I am so sorry, John. He had a good life and was a good friend.

I hope Starmer doesn't turn out to be our generation's Neville Chamberlain, but I am beginning to doubt he has the bottle to stand up to Trump.

I know I shouldn't be facetious, but she doesn't half look like Mrs Slocombe.

There's a Black Country version of that joke, which was told as part of my late husband's funeral service.
Worro, flower, is there a B&Q in Wolverhampton?
Oi dow know but there's two Ds in Dudley...
Yeah, coat, got it...

I'm so sorry.

I have a rotten cold and have taken to my sickbed. Daisy is monitoring the situation to make sure her meal ticket does not expire prematurely.

I have complained to YouTube about them removing the video, which was brilliant. Fat chance it will do any good but it made me feel better

This is absolutely brilliant. So brilliant that YouTube has taken it down for "violating our Terms of Service". How do we protest?

Fancy having a go at Border Morris on Sunday 5 Jan?

This is Daisy. She's a sweet, fluffy little arsehole most of the time. Other times she's just an arsehole.

Basically, he's Lord Hawhaw

Elon should just go to Mars and send us a postcard to let us know what it's like. Probably a bit like Skeggy on a Saturday night.

Thank you, Cathy. I dance with Green Man Morris and Mucky Mountains.

Green Man Morris Traditional Border Morris side, based near Nantwich and Whitchurch

There was maypole dancing at the Beltane celebration in Staffordshire back in May this year. And we had Cannock Chase Order of Druids officiating
www.greenmanmorris.org

@lynwen.bsky.social here's another weirdo for your collection

Good Lord, she's awake

Relatively speaking. They let us in after all

Hey up

Here's me

Daisy. That's Princess Daisy to be precise.

Migrated here from the cesspit. Nice to be in civilised company.