PMG

IM SCARED

IT’S MADE OF CUM!!!

How much PCP balls are we going to bong ?

One sword per ferret

me showing up to your Super Bowl party

you wanna just watch blues clues instead tomorrow?

Big day tomorrow. Not just because the Seahawks are in the super bowl but @grillcheezkilla.bsky.social is coming over to watch the Turning Point USA HALF TIME SHOW!

if I wanted to watch a man in a dress struggle to speak English, I’d just get Colleen to hold up a mirror towards me tomorrow.

cant even trust men who don’t wear shirts under their blazers anymore smh

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go to a bar, eat nachos and get drunk.

Session over.

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it’s Saturday you rrrrrrrrrrrrrr…andom lady.

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Me making jokes that literally one person likes

Too much engagement already over here. I’m going back to X where everyone ignores me and I just talk into the void

Let’s go full Alex Jones over a water reservoir!

Heated Rivalry except it’s closeted heterosexual figure skaters

those are white people Colleen… wow

Slightly

i HaD dAiRy

- Colleen’s bitch ass tum tums

And you deleted it…. right?

I once 69’d Brad under the shuffle board table at The Met but he didn’t know it was me at the time.

Several. But unfortunately my snakes and possums kept bumping into them and they’d fall over and shred my kimonos.

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Well, it’s official.

My tits stopped farting. They say this comes with age, but I didn’t think it would literally happen on my 50th birthday.

Happy birthday day to me 😒

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“I have PMG my password”

The magic will come back in 2034 when Saudi Arabia hosts.

You also just outed yourself by having a collection of asses and dicks

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DMs ARE SACRED AND I WOULD HAVE NEVER LOOKED ANYWAY

I have so much black mail

I show up on ONE Surrey creep catchers video and suddenly I’m “boy crazy”

Thank you for appreciating our art project today.

It’s like Banksy but not clever and nobody liked it.