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female dirtbag | ashtray girl | angelic fruitcake | #1 burn notice fan on here | my engine light is on | she/her

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Normal Gossip Comedy Podcast Β· Updated Weekly Β· Normal Gossip delivers juicy, strange, funny, and utterly banal gossip about people you’ll never know and never meet. Host Rachelle Hampton discusses reader-submitted...

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12.11.2025 20:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Rest in piss bozo

04.11.2025 18:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A pitch: think β€œHoney I shrunk the kids” but instead it’s β€œHoney I shit my pants”

12.08.2025 05:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sup chat

12.08.2025 05:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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don t forget these!

27.04.2025 03:57 β€” πŸ‘ 49    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 3
Viral AI image of Pope Francis wearing a puffy Balenciaga style coat.

Viral AI image of Pope Francis wearing a puffy Balenciaga style coat.

Spotted: Pope Francis walking into heaven RIP 🐐

21.04.2025 19:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Couldn’t afford it when I was 13 and can’t afford it now… figures

11.04.2025 09:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That makes sense! Thank you!

09.04.2025 16:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

it’s a serious question. someone who is good at the economy please help me. my family is dying.

09.04.2025 16:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

So like, should I stop paying into my 401k rn?

09.04.2025 15:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

my life would be nothing without goods and services

09.04.2025 15:48 β€” πŸ‘ 568    πŸ” 69    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 1

sorry but this is so funny

09.04.2025 15:33 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe it’s depression, maybe it’s HBO

07.04.2025 05:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

To be clear, I am happy for some people but overall I’m just like β€œmeh”

07.04.2025 05:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank god for ER

07.04.2025 05:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

White lotus season finale? Not ass!!! but distinctly underwhelming!!!

07.04.2025 05:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

no punctuation cause I’m pissed but 1923 finale was ass dont @ me that’s 2 shows that Dexter’s sister has been in that sucked at the end starting to think she’s cursed

07.04.2025 03:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

lol understandable tbh

22.03.2025 04:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Have you watched The Pitt? It’s on Max and new episodes also come out today so that’s 3 shows you could be fully caught up on.

22.03.2025 04:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

No football today 😒

02.03.2025 19:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
18.02.2025 05:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Barb Cumstock

18.02.2025 05:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Want him so bad

18.02.2025 05:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The only thing I resent the Eagles for tonight is Jake Tapper’s joy.

10.02.2025 03:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The biggest winner tonight? That’s right: our loudest Italian-Americans

10.02.2025 02:50 β€” πŸ‘ 528    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 7

Can you imagine your ex girlfriend cripwalking during the Super Bowl halftime show to the most popular diss song about you? Ouch.

10.02.2025 01:52 β€” πŸ‘ 5192    πŸ” 791    πŸ’¬ 53    πŸ“Œ 23

That’s just soccer

10.02.2025 03:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Bills would’ve won

10.02.2025 03:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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