Clair(e)🔻🏳️‍⚧️

I need more reasons to quit 😭

“I enjoy thinking about truly fundamental concepts, like the alphabet for instance.”

White man in baseball hat, black sunglasses, and a long-sleeve t-shirt with what appears to be the American flag and a bald eagle on it.

White man in baseball hat, black sunglasses, and a long-sleeve t-shirt with what appears to be the American flag and a bald eagle on it.

Just in: The FBI has released images of the suspected Charlie Kirk shooter, asking people for help ID'ing

This LCRW post deserves a Pulitzer.

Friends come in all shapes and sizes… 🥰
🐱 🐷

Panel 1: Shen is scratching the back of his head, looking awkwardly off to the side, and blushing a bit. He says "Listen bro this is so embarrassing. I've, uh ... I've imprinted on you ... Yeah ... Yeah like a baby duck." Panel 2: Shen raises his hands defensively, seeming to be responding to something you, the viewer, are saying. He says "NO, >>LISTEN<<! LISTEN, INTELLECTUALLY--" Panel 3: Shen puts both his hands out, as if to indicate for you to stop talking for a second. He says "Can I talk? Can I just talk for like a MINUTE and then you can say your piece" Panel 4: Shen nervously tugs the left sleeve of his sweatshirt with his right hand, looks to the side and down, and blushes. He says "Okay, so ... INTELLECTUALLY I know you are not my mom. But" (The comic ends there.)

when driving on the highway it’s important to at all times have established an enemy

FIRMLY convinced that shen is just trolling everyone at this point. good for her.

Out here in Oxnard with @acatwithnews.bsky.social, where a crowd of community members have gathered to hold a press conference and rally outside City Hall.

“The rights that you are not willing to fight for are the rights you will lose,” the emcee says.

Dirtbag behavior

This is worth killing a few trees honestly

BREAKING NEWS: LOCAL DOLL BUILT LIKE A BRICK

With this vote, Congress makes ICE the highest-funded federal law enforcement agency in history, with more money per year at its disposal over the next four years than the budgets of the FBI, DEA, ATF, US Marshals, and Bureau of Prisons combined.

We asked, you delivered. Limited edition merch coming soon.

Ok I love him. 🏳️‍⚧️

happy birthday to the author of the best tweet in history

An unedited screenshot of Piers Morgan interviewing Jordan Peterson on "Piers Morgan Uncensored." Peterson is shockingly red in the face, visibly crying. Morgan is sipping from a Homer Simpson mug.

This is insane

generic stock ad of blonde white woman modeling a t-shirt, and the text overlayed on the t-shirt says WHITE, STRAIGHT, REPUBLICAN, MALE. HOW ELSE CAN I PISS YOU OFF TODAY?

this is the most unintentionally funny ad i can remember seeing on the internet in a while

wife absolutely crushed due to lack of shredded cheese

happy 5 year anniversary of shredded cheese sad wife to all who celebrate

call me big ben the way I'm a clock tower made of bricks

cybertruck in front of divorce mediation office

just spotted

Just got purposely misgendered today but they couldn't help but call me pretty so I call that a win🗣

Me in a black and white top.

Me in a blue top with a rose pattern.

Finally went summer shopping with the gf 💖🗣💃👸

drawing of the artist full body walking in profile holding a bag and bouquet of flowers, her head and hand is in a neon color fire, her head/hand reduced to skeletal form

hypernormalisation

Utah college student detained by ICE after a brief traffic stop to be released on bond Caroline Dias Goncalves was granted bond on Wednesday, two weeks after she was first placed in an immigration detention center in Colorado.

TWO WEEKS for a traffic stop

this goes so unbelievably hard, godDAMN

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