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It's Stardew Valley harvest season

This week’s main story is about Paramount’s decision to name Bari Weiss Editor-in-Chief of CBS News, the future of U.S. journalism, and why we think she shouldn’t describe her endeavors as “punk.” Bari, look at us: You are not punk. Joe Strummer would’ve hated your fancy Substack, Bari!

YouTube video by LastWeekTonight Columbus Day - How Is This Still A Thing: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)

We're just going to keep posting this until we get a National Frank Sinatra and/or Al Pacino Day. youtu.be/eKEwL-10s7E

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if charlie kirk didn't get shot the right wing would be equally and as consequentially as mad about a tv commercial or restaurant logo or something else, they're gonna do what they're gonna do regardless

no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say charlie kirk died from a grand piano falling on his head and his mouth turned into piano keys and then a flower pot fell on his dick and it honked like a bike horn. don’t say stuff like that

elmo taking a stand against trump

you’re clearly missing the ‘intelligence’ part 💀

Former LA reporter here, how much time ya got

screenshot of a contrapoints video. subtitles: you either die a spongebob, or you live long enough (continued in next screenshot)

(continued from previous screenshot) to see yourself become the squidward

Gender affirming care for cis folks gets celebrated.

you have got to be kidding me

I will be damned if I allow a bunch of Confederate-waving January 6th apologists give the American people a lecture on flag waving.

There is ZERO reason to enter an argument about patriotism with people who still worship traitors to America 150+ years later.

They. Are. Breaking. The. Law.

we're gonna have to start doing reddit atheism on people who think the computer is alive

man everything kinda sucks but at least i don’t have that cilantro soap gene thing my god that would suck

idubbbz might be the first guy to be viciously cancelled by people for stopping being edgy and racist

COVID-19 IS A WHITE DISEASE

Fuck yeah, reverse card our ass.

yarvin is like one percent as intelligent as he thinks he is, and his knowledge of history is a quarter inch deep. his only real genius is in packaging his ignorance in a way that made very old right wing ideas sound new and shiny to young tech bros who are nominally literate

Star Trek ds9, when rom reads Marx after talking to O’Brien

Happy May Day

PhD Timeline xkcd.com/3081

Drake Catches Himself Singing ‘Not Like Us’ In The Shower

Drake Catches Himself Singing ‘Not Like Us’ In The Shower

"AI is coming, its inevitable" no its not you sniveling weirdo. how are those 3D TVs going. how are NFT markets looking these days. Seen anything cool in the metaverse lately?

anyone who says we need to resign to using it, that itll be here whether we like it or not, is a feckless dipshit.

Whether it's Hillary Clinton sharing risotto tips on a private server or Pete Hegseth using the nuclear codes as his password on Pornhub, both parties have ignored our nation's security.

it's important this go as viral as the original story for morale purposes if nothing else. despite the image they project these people are NOT unaccountable. consequences CAN be forced. focused anger and outrage MATTERS.

AI overview The phrase “don’t eat things that are made of glass” is a metaphorical one. It’s often used to describe something that is difficult, unpleasant, or even dangerous, often referring to facing difficult tasks or situations with potential negative outcomes.

AI overview The phrase “don’t eat things made of glass” is a literal warning against ingesting glass, as it is not intended for consumption and can cause serious harm. Glass is a hard, non-organic material that can easily break and cause cuts, damage to the digestive tract, and other injuries if swallowed.

Fantastic technology, glad society spent a trillion dollars on this instead of sidewalks.