The Real Nix

A 70’s style toy monkey on the phone, with the text “this is not the monkey business I had envisioned for myself” on it.

Thursday.

THIS!

And your regular reminder that your ‘just a cold’ could be considerably worse for others.

Why, in this blessed year of 2025, is there no option on Spotify for no live versions? I do not need to hear other people having fun.

A picture of the word art menu on Microsoft Word. All the options look the same but different colours.

Word Art just isn't what it used to be.

Decided to read AI as artificial insemination instead of artificial intelligence and let me tell you, life just got a lot funnier

Sky lights. Sky behind is blue, slats between are a dark wood. Sunlight drips from the windows.

Trying to rescue flies and bees from my in-laws' skylights, with limited success. This must be what Sabrina Carpenter meant when she wrote "if you're going to go and be stupid don't do it in front of me"

How to instantly be 3 points hotter:
1. Be a 6
2. Do a hand stand

Seasonal depression truly has given way to seasonal allergies.

We are many. They are few.

Reeves said PIP is "a waste of their potential and a waste of their futures.”

PIP is a measure that keeps more disabled people IN WORK, without it many will drop out of the workforce.

This REDUCES the economic activity the country needs.

Reeves is lying by pretending it's somehow the opposite.

Its so weird to me that bees are insects. Um actually no that's my fuzzy little friend? My furry little buddy?

God bless animals and carbohydrates for putting up with our bullshit right now

Thinking about cheesecake again

It's a very Sunday Sunday. I finished my jigsaw puzzle then did a supermarket crawl (unintentionally)

Find a cool product on Amazon? That company exists OFF Amazon, too. 1) Google company name. 2) Order from their site. 2a) Can usually find a 10% code! 3) Still get product in 2-8 days. 4) Company avoids losing 25% margin share to Amazon. 5) You avoid giving money to Bezos.

🎯

It really is an amazing moment when the seasonal depression lifts to make space for the seasonal allergies.

Instead of using AI to write things for us, what if we just traded boring writing projects with friends in completely different fields and let them shitwrite something for us instead.

repost is trans people should have free boneless wings

I love boneless wings :3

Trying to stay in your good books but you can't even fucking read

Not all men. Gomez Addams would never.

My ADHD has helped fix problems that people didn't even know could be fixed. However, it has also CAUSED problems that people didn't even know could be made.

I read it so carefully but can't figure out the issue with passenger or what we're meant to use instead

I’ve just found out that some people use their phone as some kind of device for talking to other people. Sounds horrible.

Pretty tho

Got my lucky red for Lunar New Year #ChineseNewYear #CNY

My kitten: Daddy, I need to clean you so that you are clean.

Me: Thank you my son.

My kitten: Now you smell like Whiskers Kitten turkey in rich gravy.

Me: I am blessed.

I only realised like a month ago that I was only remembering things rather than picturing them

You lost me at visualising an idea #aphantasia

Can someone tell me which European language has a word for my favourite trick: getting drunk and cleaning/tidying so the next day it feels like someone else did it