Maple, 3 time winner of the nicest beaver award

so ummmmmmmmmmmm let's just forget the chibi robo incident of 2026 ok

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onlydams.com chibi robo! robo that's very small! the polar opposite of a hypothetical giant robo! never before have i beheld such a wonder of technology. ive never played this before come say hi :)

listen i'll be real i'm a credulous oaf but i've got your back

MAN im tired and im blaming that GOD DAMN CHICKEN and her GOD DAMN CAKE

h-horse!? that's horse!!!

last repost: chanting "wife, wife, wife" over and over again

I drew Yugiri / ユウギリ

parappa the rapper wasn't... quite to my tastes, but evidently i had quite the debuff by not playing on a crt so i will simply attribute my struggles to that and not think about it too much

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onlydams.com i'm streaming PaRappa the Rapper today! never played it, but i am given to understand it is a much beloved quirky little game. also short but don't underestimate how bad i am at rhythm games.

do you ever have a night where you get reminded of loved ones who passed well before their time and cry yourself hoarse trying to make sense of it all and failing?

coincidentally sorry about not streaming today i slept right through my alarm out of exhaustion for some reason

wondering what to do with the rest of my day because tragically "sleep" is not a valid answer

me...? obsessed with cute, pink, and feminine things...? impossible there must be some mistake. (link in alt text if you want to take it)

first the foreskin fell off and when i tried to keep playing without it the whole stick situation gave out ;_;
(and it hurt my thumb...)

GOD i wish my 3ds's thumbstick thing hadn't fallen off and broken

ok so. look. listen. i wanted to know if you could dip out of wily's castle to get some items from the shop. i realized that it might just send you right back to square one, so i made a save first. when i loaded the save, IT STILL PUT ME BACK ON STAGE 1 OF THE CASTLE. WHY WHAT IS THE POINT OF SAVING

DISTINGUISHED MADAM DETECTED

WUUUGHGHGHGHGHGJH MEGA MAN 9 IS DEVIL GAME MADE BY EVIL JACKANAPES

maplemckenzie - Twitch helpless b*mbo beaver that plays retro games poorly for your sick amusement. bullying hours open 12 pm to 4 pm pst monday through friday.

onlydams.com hello! hi! greetings! i'm playing MEGA MAN 9 for the very first time today! i have no idea what i'm in for! pretty exciting! or possibly dread-inducing!

something that i have had to learn is that people who come to your streams for literal years will, without warning or explanation, disappear. they might even make a big deal about how you're their favorite forever, and then just bounce without a word. if you're like me, this is basically torture.

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onlydams.com ittttt's more sonic unleashed! professor pickle, guide me...

yooooooo

what mon huns we hopping on i love mon huns

ive been looking for this for days... toniya and ennil

next week's schedule! got some heavy hitters in here. i'm quite excited.

...aw man, now i gotta take down my vday decorations... do you think i could get away with decorating for st. patrick's day

i just had a really funny thought of like different subgroups of girlcock enjoyers forming based on region. "down here we don't take kindly to the ladies what got a shaft and no balls, stranger..."

y-yeah... mo' p-problems. problems. right. you're so right, sara.

shucks... ain't it always the way...

i actually have some pretty okay decent ideas for next week's schedule... that's always a relief.