I genuinely don't understand how these come out so fucked
Nerds with arcade boards have been accurately emulating this shit for decades for free, man. How does throwing money at it make it *worse*?
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I genuinely don't understand how these come out so fucked
Nerds with arcade boards have been accurately emulating this shit for decades for free, man. How does throwing money at it make it *worse*?
Does anyone even like rising fire
He's the BLUE bomber, stop making him red.
That's his boyfriend's color.
They don't even have games in the ads now, jesus
03.11.2025 16:36 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Battle theme 1 and 2 are both insanely high energy and then dumping 3 on me and telling me to explore 5 more floors listening to that hot trash? Nah.
For fun, I put battle theme 1 for preemptives and back attacks.
Highly recommend. We need an Etrian 3DS Collection so more people can enjoy it...
I just put stratum 5's music for the field and battle theme 2 over battle theme 3. It just didn't fit the area at all. I get why you have the grungy battle music for S6 in like EO4 where it's a bloodstained ruined library, but in EO5? Waste of setting, man. (Vague bc a friend bought EO5 this month.)
29.10.2025 23:47 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0My only complaints are that masteries feel less exciting than subclassing. It's neat to see what a class can do, then drill down to a specialization, but subclassing opens up to so much wild janky crap that shouldn't be possible... also, stratum 6 music sucked so hard I made a mod myself.
29.10.2025 23:47 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I have a warlock on another save that fucking womp-womps if I try to gather from a spent spot and said "epic fail" when he couldn't run. It painfully, beautifully represents the character I put there. Stellar stuff on the sheer amount of personality the voiceover adds. I wish Nexus was dubbed.
29.10.2025 23:47 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0The Knightly fencer was the most level-headed... I gotta say, I love the dub. It's fucking cursed. My dragoon shouts "dance, sucka" and "pump up the jam" in the whitest voice Todd Haberkorn can muster and it's so, so fucking amazing. Pugilist? Shouts at people to bend over when she's confused.
29.10.2025 23:47 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I named my heroes after characters I write about for fun, and gave them hair/eye color and appropriate personality voices. It picked the Sassy pugilist for impatience, the Ladylike botanist was kind and considerate, the Rowdy dragoon did a lot of stupid shit occasionally by me manually choosing him,
29.10.2025 23:47 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Boxart for Etrian Odyssey 5 for Nintendo 3DS.
Etrian Odyssey V: Beyond the Myth: 9.5/10
Ho-ly shit. I now see why everyone told me I needed to play this one. The labyrinth layout was fantastic, the traits and adventures made for a lot of fun little interactions between my heroes... I wonder if the voice type influences who is picked in events?
I can't fathom being mad about having the chance to learn a fucking foreign language through mutual interactions with a neighbor.
Beats the hell out of the regular American neighbor experience, which has become "don't even interact with them" in the past like ten years
i think this guy might have a thing for admitting things you couldn't waterboard out of the regular normal person in order to tell "life lessons"
29.10.2025 04:03 โ ๐ 509 ๐ 161 ๐ฌ 6 ๐ 17Oh shit for real?
That's way more reasonable.
did they have to start with a $180 box set of a game that i was unaware had 8LPs worth of music to begin with
29.10.2025 13:10 โ ๐ 19 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0wondering if anyone's even gonna try a holiday bundle with how expensive it is to get shit here
probably just retailers offering regular console + a game or two "bundles" if I had to guess.
Down the line. Still haven't played Calamity.
28.10.2025 12:49 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Ten games to get to know me...?
1. Mega Man Battle Network 6
2. Mega Man Legends 2
3. Mega Man 5
4. Mega Man X2
5. Etrian Odyssey IV
6. Wild Arms 3
7. Timesplitters 2
8. Ape Escape
9. Monster Hunter 4 Ultimate
10. Kirby Air Ride
I guess I like platformers, RPGs, and old MonHun.
Showing off a racing game where most of the content is there from the start is a world of difference from a linear single-player narrative-heavy first person shooter. Yeah they're gonna keep a lot more of the latter under wraps, that's half the fun of playing the exploration-based game!
28.10.2025 12:38 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0and it fucking rocks
27.10.2025 19:52 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0its what anniversary
27.10.2025 16:10 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Don't you insult Captain Quark like that, my man did his time and redeemed himself.
If anything, Trump's a Reboot Drek.
didn't even know there WAS a playstation concert, but if the picture is all they're bringing, yeah I'd cancel too
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battletoads could, at best, command like $5 a fig
24.10.2025 15:12 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Etrian Odyssey 5. The 2nd half battle theme is just... it's invaded every facet of my brain. I can't not hear it. And it fucking rocks. youtu.be/k7wNtsK3fT4
20.10.2025 04:47 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I hope she comes with a dead faceplate, and a screaming faceplate for Zero.
17.10.2025 01:06 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Worst case, short circuit and explode.
16.10.2025 01:27 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Blokees coming in on a tear with affordable kits AND they're of damn good quality too. When those Ceruledge, Meowscarada, and Greninja ones hit stateside, hoo.
Hope it lights a fire under Bandai's lazy asses...
I've been playing through the entire etrian odyssey series on my 3ds and boy have I never missed having an inexpensive, low power device made for games of a cheaper persuasion, both to make and buy, more
also a second screen. My god is it nice to have a second screen for maps and menus and such...
100 hours into Nexus, 30 into V, and an hour into 7th Dragon, and man have I never wanted a low to mid-power handheld device with smaller scope, cheaper, less graphically intensive games more
Ninty, use those switch 1 apu's and make a 2ds 2. a 4ds. I don't care. Gimme resistive touch and more EO.