Sean

Eating ass is lowkey my favorite part, don't get me wrong topping is great but something about the moaning and writhing 🥵

Glindom & Elphabottom

For real, I don't need a gallon but come on

My absolute favorite example from when I was in Spain, I was like this is a foot spa for ants

Absolutely yes

Lmao this is so pathetic

Absolutely no one more entitled than a straight white woman bringing her boyfriend to a gay bar

Do not ask me the color of anything

My low stakes conspiracy theory is that hotels are doing those weird open bathroom designs as a way to get people to book separate (more) rooms

God our fascists are such fucking DWEEBS

This might be my dad-est joke ever

Got an Italian bondage dom, call him rigatoni

I at least use it as an intro to my bottom friends but I'm TIRED of it 🤣

Me with tops, happens way too fuckin often 💀

OMG lol, such a time capsule

Glenn Beck’s media outlet The Blaze just gave an interview last month to the person who killed the politicians in Minnesota

LMAOOOOO

This is so real 💀 like why do I keep ending up with tall bottoms

Popped out of your mom like "oop"

This video always kills me 💀

Sameee, like yes it looks cool but I feel like it will shatter if I look at it wrong

The way I can't tell if you're joking 💀

YouTube video by MTV Doja Cat Performs "Jealous Type" | 2025 Video Music Awards

Truly none of the new girls are doing it like Doja www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXDC...

Like...what do you MEAN you think Tears is serious??

Peoples' reactions to Sabrina's album really have me on the "media literacy is dead" side

I’ll bring snacks

Breaking News 1m ago A close adviser to Mayor Eric Adams was suspended from his campaign after trying to give a journalist cash inside a potato chip bag.

They say phones only make us miserable but I just got this news alert and laughed for a solid minute so who is to say

Jfc 🤤

Well prepared and a delicious choice haha

Hopefully you have liquor nearby lol