rank minger

ok which ones noel and which ones laim

I don’t want to go on tour I want to watch plants grow

Keith Flint is categorically German in every way besides being born there or ever being a citizen of the country

if you smelled me at the gig, no you didn’t

i look down on those who live in rural america bc i grew up like that and most of them are insane

36 minutes of perfect

i’m so close to asking our shared financial advisor if my dad is proud me SOS send help

Amyl & the Sniffers are so cool I’m close to forgetting about the wage theft

the best time to trim your bangs was YESTERDAY the next best time is when you’re wracked with ANXIETY

I’m keenly interested in pop music that makes me feel temporarily lobotomized

the bo in radical leftist spaces could take down a horse. perhaps a police horse. useful!

nothing has ingratiated me to the male climbing community quite like working for the band modest mouse i’ll tell you what

no spoilers

now that I’m seeing like an especially blue eyed person, I kind of get the “white devil” accusations

CIGARETTES

rip Peter Steele you would’ve loved OnlyFans

still can’t believe “eschew” is said that way

same! clove soda

the hill I’m going to die on is that this is good

I’ve really missed having a platform to talk about my diarrhea

it’s “mornings”

trying this out for a personality