gormless tomfool bea 💗💜💙

my sister and i still sing the clearance day song sometimes lol

woman makes worst noodles ever. asked to leave the mortal coil

crawling on the floor and crying and throwing up. im hungry

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unironic rip

A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

new page of "a ghost story", book 3, chapter 2, page 151

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I met Khary Payton, Drebins’ voice actor at a con and someone had asked about how it was working on MGS4, if there was any standout moments to him he remembered.

He then began to describe being given Laughing Octopus’s backstory and genuinely thought he was being pranked.

i need AI to fail. i need RAM

Pigmon suddenly appeared in the middle of the day surprising everyone

like father, like son

characters are from a ghost story: www.aghoststorycomic.com

new page of "a ghost story", book 3, chapter 2, page 151

www.aghoststorycomic.com <- read free online

www.patreon.com/aghoststory <-support the comic page by page

www.ko-fi.com/beesmygod/ <-support the comic with a one-time donation

click thru for a list of things ive read and watched this week!

text up top: interactive 3d world of sexual fetishes (small arrow pointing down on either side of the text) below, a 3d room/study/office with a rectangular wooden desk. the desk has a lamp, a magazine and a computer on it. behind the desk is a red chair and a window. the wall is blue-ish.

british babes interactive, print ad, excerpt (1996) archive.org/details/cdro...

Letterboxd screenshot Star Trek Into Darkness (2013) Watched by Branson Reese 28 Apr 2022 Abrams isn't a man so much as he's an avatar of cultural entropy. If you make something popular enough eventually you will die or sell it off and and a person in thick rimmed glasses whose main artistic vision is that he loves to have meetings will take it and sandblast it until it's nothing. I hate to see this happen here but maybe it's good that this happened. Maybe every franchise should collapse into a version of itself that makes shareholders nod and shake each others' hands. We should learn to speak in a language that rich people who don't dream can't comprehend.

i often think about this review

lmfao

like father, like son

characters are from a ghost story: www.aghoststorycomic.com

i should get some gum

without smoking and drinking, ive been alleviating boredom with food. its been pretty lousy all things considered.

im also trying to lose weight so its another reason i cant slam a can once a day but i miss guinness ;_;

thank god the last drink i had before i had to quit (temp) was very strong lol. good last hurrah

oh boy i cant wait to pay 20 dollars for the weakest drink of my life because the bar, where i go to get alcohol, doesnt want to spend money on alcohol

"zoomers are killing the bar industry" oh interesting was it zoomers who decided a drink should cost seventeen dollars

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Fox | The Simpsons "The Heartbroke Kid" | May 1, 2005; 8:30pm

YouTube video by CHRBRG I made my viewers debate ridiculous questions

youtu.be/qBCqv-0y5BM?...

watching streams for insane people

KMBC: "A woman tried to set a fire at a South Kansas City warehouse that had been rumored as a possible ICE detention center. Earlier today, the company that owns the property confirmed it is no longer moving forward with a sale to the U.S. government."

featureless blob spotted in wild

one of the top losers in history. like a sitcom character

the man traveled to some of the most beautiful locations on earth doing some of the most important research humans have every conducted and every day he was like "im really gonna do it"