Andrew Myers

"A meme shared by Elon Musk showing a fork in a road. A crowd of people follows a path to the left labeled "Woke, Censorship, Lies" leading toward icons for ChatGPT, Claude, and Gemini. A single person walks toward the right path labeled "Rigorous truth-seeking, Fostering humanity" leading toward the Grok AI logo."

the elaborate justifications these knobs construct just to be racist and have sex with their phones

Everything is woke except Elon’s AI

Have a sook, etc?

Broncs for the spoon?

I’m contemplating changing my first name now.

I can understand why Prince did it too

lot of negativity towards AI lately, but consider :

are these tools ethical or environmentally sustainable? No.

*but* do they enable great things that people want? Also no.

*but* are they being made by well meaning people for good reasons? Once again, no.

maybe you're not being negative *enough*

Could play Cam Munster in a biopic

My daughter shall be there

I mean normal people can go there, but yeah, high profile racists like Hanson might have a harder time

When I go to a hotel I just want instant coffee, I’m not having a shot of espresso with a dash of long life milk dude

But why would people be whispering 'PETER VAN ONSELEN' in reference to Grace Tame?

Here is a straightforward English translation, rendering the slang into plain language: A very tall (6’5”) Australian man, portrayed as extremely masculine and physically dominant, has traveled to the United States and significantly intensified his physique in order to track down the leader of an Arizona State University fraternity and challenge him to a head-to-head appearance and status comparison, seeking revenge for Clavicular after a harsh and humiliating looks-based incident that occurred last week.

and to think people say this software serves no useful purpose

A notification from the Pizza Hut app that says: Hold your horses These CNY deals are too good to miss! 2 for 1 Tuesday is on NOW! *T&C's apply. Pick up only.

Celebrate Lunar New Year with a traditional [checks notification] Pizza Hut 2 for 1 pizza deal

Excellent we got the Temu Adam O’Brien

Microsoft AI CEO: 'Most, if not all' white-collar tasks can be replaced by AI within 12-18 months Mustafa Suleyman, Microsoft's AI chief, says AI can automate white-collar jobs within 12-18 months, as tech reaches human-level performance in tasks.

Who is going to buy Microsoft Office 365 Licences then?

Like, if this is true, Microsoft is worth $0

When there’s a #Phonspill do they have to update the party name at the same time?

Are vegans responsible for Barbecues Galore going into administration? Tune into AM radio today to find out.

Elon Musk Y @elonmusk X.com For those unaware, SpaceX has already shifted focus to building a self-growing city on the Moon, as we can potentially achieve that in less than 10 years, whereas Mars would take 20+ years.

SpaceX shifts focus from something that it will never do on Mars to something it will never do on the Moon.

Juilliard was our PM for a while

‘Penis injection’ claims in Winter Olympics ski jumping investigated by Wada Wada is to investigate claims ski jumpers are injecting acid into their penises to game the suit-measuring system

Under the microscope, so to speak

www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/f...

IntelliJ right?

DRAKNI

Winter Olympics is about as relatable to me as the rich people’s Boxing Day yacht race

Hey @thetimes.com what is ’racism’ - surely depicting the Obamas as monkeys is just old fashioned racism?

Scopes on right
Gun is backwards

I’d probably get cancelled on Mastodon for saying this there, so I will be a coward and say it here instead.

I’ve been using Firefox again

When you're so coked up and stupid you put the scope on backwards:

BREAKING: “Melanesia” to change its name to distance itself from box office bomb

I am a very scatterbrained reader and at first scan I thought you meant Sydney Trains should ban platform 6 and 7.

Which I think should become part of your platform too

Can’t Sydney get their own ideas - Brisbane kids already did the e-bike thing