Andrew Myers

London's thieves are burying phones in flowerbeds The police don't take much interest in returning the stolen devices when they're dug up — so London Centric decided to do it.

The fun thing about having a small team working with you is you can say "hey you're spending this week digging for stolen mobile phones in London flowerbeds, I promise you it's a thing". www.londoncentric.media/p/london-pho...

Waking up to a cooked breakfast and a cooked world

Dressing up as an LLM for Halloween

Nazipedia

Gronkipedia

Cuntipedia

I came here specifically for this poast

Nedd's Uncomfortable Challenge Nedd Brockmann is gearing up for his next challenge, and we want YOU to be part of it. From October 20th to 29th, we're asking all Australians — including workplaces, schools, gyms, and groups of mate...

24km done today for www.neddsuncomfortablechallenge.com

16 ran, the rest walked. The body is sore tonight

Quite an unfortunate place to drift off into an ellipsis.

Screenshot of Microsoft one drive showing the new logo

Onedrive’s new logo looks like a crappy cowboy hat

And the inflated white

The stress form helping my children to buy concert tickets via Ticketek has taken years off my life. The good news is I should die sooner and not have to go through it again

AWS is broken forever because ChatGPT is down and people no longer know how to think

When Barnaby leaves the Nationals and joins One Nation the average IQ of both parties goes up

Visitors in Tamworth tonight:

Pauline Hanson
Dave Hughes

Left town:

Andy Myers

Easy, I used the Coles self serve checkout yesterday and there is Cavendish, Lady Finger and ummm…oh yes Organic

If I genuinely believed I was 18 months away from superintelligence that could solve cancer, I would probably not be pivoting to horny chatbots, but that's just me (a person with priorities)

They tried to make me go to Riyadh but I said “no no no”

ABC news headline: “Sydney’s new $700m fish market to be ‘a magnet’ for tourists, premier says”

Cannot wait to plan a holiday around a trip to the fish monger

“Mary Shelley has released a new title!”

She hath risen.

ICE attempted
and failed to disappear a food delivery guy.
It needed to be scored.

Nicole Kidman Urban Renewal Project

If Teddy Swims can’t play the nrl gf surely the choccy starfish meat loaf tribute show is the logical answer

Yeah. I like the concept of eScripts but I think the implementation is poor. Text messages or apps tied to certain pharmacy chains that I refuse to use. Maybe it’s my fault for being too stubborn

Of course I’m not. We have the token for one that’s already dispensed but has repeats left. I think they forgot to text the updated one back. They can’t look it up by the previous token. How shit is that?

Sorry I’m murdering them

I want the name, phone number and address of the people who implemented eScripts on my desk by tomorrow morning please

Tamika should let the Knights win on compassionate grounds, she owes us

"of course ChatGPT is full of errors when it comes to my specific area of professional or technical expertise, that's why I only use it for other stuff, where I can't tell if it's bullshit or not"

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