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realized I've been neglecting my blueskyers by not posting these here 🪐💖
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I've been thinking about wooper a lot lately

i wish i were a sim

the beginning stages of songwriting 😌

crossposting this everywhere cause tbh i feel really proud of it! i took a songwriting class this winter and i feel like i grew a lot as a songwriter! 💖 here's a song i wrote for the class based off of Summertime by George Gerswin/Ella Fitzgerald and Doin Time by Sublime and by Lana Del Ray

i think this is going to be a really great batch

about to start working on another batch of pancakes 👀🎶

i know nothing about teddy swims other than his lose control song, but i'm not surprised he's another big white man with face tattoos 😴

i just saw a commercial saying i could save hundreds on car insurance. well guess what? i can't. you know why? because i don't own a motor vehicle. i've tried to buy car insurance and every time i've been turned away because i don't have a car. and when i see a commercial like that, it stings. a lot

i think it's too slippy out there for lamar jackson

I really think now would be a good time to bring back quibi

i’m gonna be extra annoying here since tiktok is gone i’m sorry

it seems that today, the teams that scored the most points ended up winning.. could be a coincidence

didn’t even consider who’d represent the nfc in the super bowl if it isn’t the lions. orioles maybe

52 points at halftime is absolutely bananas

the funniest thing about bluesky is that eventually, you're going to run into somebody who claims that they know all 26 letters of the alphabet. i'm sorry to burst your bubble, but: no. you don't. nobody does

One of the worst things in sports is when there's a doink and then all the replays after the missed field goal don't have the doink sound again

i'm not a football expert, but i think that if the packers score more points than the eagles, they might be able to win this game

worked out AND practiced piano today what can't i do

the "esc" key on a keyboard is a holdover from early-'90s personal computers. on some models it would dispense a can of escargot out of one of the unused drive bays. they put it in the corner so you wouldn't press it by accident because you only got three of them. i pushed it once and got grounded

i fear that the clock may have struck midnight and turned sam darnold back into a pumpkin

cheering for the packers and the vikings on the same day is the most fucked up experience i hate this

Telling someone two years ago that Sam Darnold would quarterback a 14 win Vikings team, going up against a 14 win Lions team quarterbacked by Jared Goff, would have gotten you some questionable looks

every single packer game

I'm sure they've made dumber decisions tbh but letting the guy with glass bones and paper skin play the week before playoffs instead of letting him rest for another week? i get it's the bears but come on

having christian watson out on that field today is the dumbest decision the packers have made this year

I'm not a basketball expert, but I think that if the timberwolves score more points, they could win this game. Maybe the next one too.

it seems like there are more and more years each and every year

i decided i think i'm going to try to be funny, maybe goofy, maybe a little bit silly