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jake (blue edition)

@statefarmjoke.bsky.social

finally i’m free

32 Followers  |  59 Following  |  8 Posts  |  Joined: 05.09.2023  |  1.5336

Latest posts by statefarmjoke.bsky.social on Bluesky

poly couple opening with “hey” on tinder. there’s two minds at play here, surely you can do better than that

21.10.2023 13:29 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

scared of what this implies but god i love a dvd with included 3D glasses

14.10.2023 03:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

THEY COULDN’T EAT GLUTEN

13.10.2023 20:22 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i can’t post things like this on twitter because the guy who writes all of the tweets for the muppets follows me

13.10.2023 16:31 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

baking cookies for a hookup

13.10.2023 16:30 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

i feel the temptation to be more openly insane on here because what employers are genuinely looking at twitter knockoff #3

12.10.2023 14:39 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

got described as “a girlypop boy who still likes girls” on a date last week and have been thinking about that every day since

07.09.2023 17:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

it’s so good to be on a social media platform where i will post as often as i do on every other site (once a year)

05.09.2023 22:46 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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