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Jacob Altruest

@altruest.bsky.social

Scientist and such He/him https://picrew.me/image_maker/1349935

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One of the weirdest things about going to a newly built or renovated airport is realizing how clean and clear it looks without this cluttering the floors and walls. All the covid signage is so ubiquitous, it feels strange when it's gone.

15.11.2025 11:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

did you hear about the storm that wrecked all those ships in the harbour? it was assigned maelstrom at berth

12.11.2025 12:34 β€” πŸ‘ 155    πŸ” 37    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

I think it was a genuine attempt to redeem himself but I think it was born from an underlying desire to avoid his political responsibility and just stay on the ground smashing robots against each other. Like it's helpful to be good at shooting but he had other avenues for more significant change

09.11.2025 00:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

we did it babes.... we're the opposite of cooked. what is that. we're ingredients

05.11.2025 03:09 β€” πŸ‘ 3776    πŸ” 950    πŸ’¬ 45    πŸ“Œ 24

I saw Marge with Piccolo's cape and I couldn't stop my hands from moving.

02.11.2025 19:15 β€” πŸ‘ 7307    πŸ” 2627    πŸ’¬ 49    πŸ“Œ 31
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Very funny that im apparently "Grass" or "Grass-Grass"

31.10.2025 05:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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the me that you see is made up of the me within me within me

29.10.2025 17:51 β€” πŸ‘ 839    πŸ” 232    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0
Mixed traditional/digital painting of a maschinen krieger model I have using ref I took on a trip to Newport!

Mixed traditional/digital painting of a maschinen krieger model I have using ref I took on a trip to Newport!

The salt water air weathers your metal shell. You wish you were breathing it in rather than a stale, filtered version of it. Wish you could see the sky in all its brilliant nuance rather than through pared down eyes made for killing.

23.08.2025 01:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2354    πŸ” 528    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 1
lanyardigan 
@lanyardigan.bsky.social
GALADRIEL: (glowing green) In place of a hard roll, I would have whole wheatβ€” beautiful and terrible to behold!

DELI GUY: #3 on wheat.

G: (coyly) You offer it to me freely.

DG: No, Galadriel. You have to pay. Every day with this
October 15, 2023 at 1:56 PM

lanyardigan @lanyardigan.bsky.social GALADRIEL: (glowing green) In place of a hard roll, I would have whole wheatβ€” beautiful and terrible to behold! DELI GUY: #3 on wheat. G: (coyly) You offer it to me freely. DG: No, Galadriel. You have to pay. Every day with this October 15, 2023 at 1:56 PM

15.10.2025 13:03 β€” πŸ‘ 751    πŸ” 99    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Man I love kip's stream, THEYYYYYYY are so cool and funny

15.10.2025 18:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER 
P1-NANCY IS WALKING DOWNTOWN 

NANCY: NOBODY HAS NOTICED MY NEW HAIR RIBBON

P2- NANCY SEES A BILLBOARD THAT READS WATCH THIS SPOT, AND IT SHOWS FOUR HANDS POINTING TO THE CENTER OF THE BILLBOARD 

P3- NANCY IS NOW STANDING IN THE CENTER OF THE BILLBOARD SO THAT ALL FOUR HANDS ARE POINTING TO HER NEW HAIR RIBBON SHE IS WEARING

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER P1-NANCY IS WALKING DOWNTOWN NANCY: NOBODY HAS NOTICED MY NEW HAIR RIBBON P2- NANCY SEES A BILLBOARD THAT READS WATCH THIS SPOT, AND IT SHOWS FOUR HANDS POINTING TO THE CENTER OF THE BILLBOARD P3- NANCY IS NOW STANDING IN THE CENTER OF THE BILLBOARD SO THAT ALL FOUR HANDS ARE POINTING TO HER NEW HAIR RIBBON SHE IS WEARING

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
September 2,1946

14.10.2025 07:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1038    πŸ” 141    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 1
tweet from childish branzino @absflora:
timothΓ©e chalamet is the new benedict cumberbatch in the sense that you can say ANYTHING and we know who you mean. tiffany chevrolet. timpanogos charlemagne. symphony cabernet. jiminy castaway.

tweet from childish branzino @absflora: timothΓ©e chalamet is the new benedict cumberbatch in the sense that you can say ANYTHING and we know who you mean. tiffany chevrolet. timpanogos charlemagne. symphony cabernet. jiminy castaway.

Higgledy piggledy
TimothΓ©e Chalamet
Has a name meriting
Endless design

Much like his forerunner
Benedict Cumberbatch:
Hexasyllabically,
Easy to rhyme

09.10.2025 18:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2173    πŸ” 646    πŸ’¬ 54    πŸ“Œ 58
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vampire vs werewolf comms now open!

-halloween icon!
-$50 each (can get multiple)
-choose either vampire or werewolf costume
-open all month
-on halloween i'll count up the comms and find out which side won. settling the matter once and for all of course

-DM w/ links to character refs to inquire!

07.10.2025 22:10 β€” πŸ‘ 121    πŸ” 39    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 8
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You don’t have to swallow frogs Klein and Coates show that if you don’t know what your core beliefs are, you’re going to get played.

I really appreciated this thoughtful piece about Ta-Nehisi Coates & Ezra Klein. Andrea Pitzer says β€œlost” folks like Klein β€œdon’t have a clear idea how this moment fits into history and what it is exactly that they’re doing”. [degenerateart.beehiiv.com]

30.09.2025 21:52 β€” πŸ‘ 461    πŸ” 122    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 42

This is a very rowdy 2WBY as we contemplate why a show about four girls keeps writing plots centered on the marginal token boy (RT if you know why)

30.09.2025 14:39 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My alarm in the morning shuffles off my library and it literally was Square Biz today, fucked up! She should still be alive!

29.09.2025 14:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nothing more depressing than a new Teena Marie song popping up on YT music and being like "Oh I love her! I should see what she's up to these days." then realizing she DIED 15 YEARS AGO and this is just some AI bs that got put under her name

29.09.2025 14:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I'm Not Cute! Zine by Samz A zine about my history with the word cute

I just published my first ever zine that you can pay for! It is pay what you want so you can get the PDF version for free. If you would like to support my foray into the art world, you can also get the high quality PNGs of the pages for $3.
#art #zines #digitalart
152createz.itch.io/im-not-cute

25.09.2025 22:50 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2

Images you can hear

25.09.2025 20:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I credit going to a Rothko exhibit in my early 20s as being fundamental to the person I am today. I'm so much more appreciative of art and artists, so much more curious about the people behind the books I read and music I listen to because I opened my heart up to some giant canvases a decade ago.

25.09.2025 17:58 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

been raptured for 90 mins now. lines are insane. VERY disorganized. scalpers by east entrance

23.09.2025 05:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1520    πŸ” 350    πŸ’¬ 36    πŸ“Œ 8

What if the rapture already happened but D. B. Cooper was the only one who made it

22.09.2025 14:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What if the rapture happened tomorrow but it was only like 30 people lol

22.09.2025 14:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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Get more from Friends at the Table on Patreon Creating Actual Play Podcasts

As part of our Eleventh Anniversary celebrations, we're offering discounted subscriptions to our Patreon until October 1st! You can use code BURNTHRONES for $2 off our $5 tier for your first month, or code BUILDTABLES for 20% off any other tier (except $1) at friendsatthetable.cash!

12.09.2025 17:45 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 4
A screenshot of a court document detailing the beginning of a scam, reading "Liu claimed that he had met Victim-l at a conference in New
York City. The victim believed that she had never met Liu previously. Still, she and Liu began
chatting about their private lives. She became attracted to Liu and developed a relationship."

A screenshot of a court document detailing the beginning of a scam, reading "Liu claimed that he had met Victim-l at a conference in New York City. The victim believed that she had never met Liu previously. Still, she and Liu began chatting about their private lives. She became attracted to Liu and developed a relationship."

I always get those cold spam text messages that pretend they already know you and wonder who actually falls for that. Turns out, people who get scammed out of millions in crypto do all the time (From the @courtwatch.bsky.social newsletter)

12.09.2025 13:48 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

RIP Haru Urara

10.09.2025 20:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1372    πŸ” 511    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2

*spins a chair around* you know who else PLAYS a pretty CRITICAL ROLE? I'll give you a hint: When you reject Him, it's like a DAGGER in his HEART.

08.09.2025 17:35 β€” πŸ‘ 157    πŸ” 28    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1

ME: team rocket will never steal these rare PokΓ©mon! Not unless they wanna take on me and my fully evolved Miss Cigarettes!
MISS CIGARETTES: miss cigarettes

06.09.2025 03:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1573    πŸ” 427    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 7

There's a little bit of yin and yang between these two actually, as much as they're presented as polar opposites I think they could find stability by taking on a some of the best qualities of the other

03.09.2025 02:30 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@altruest is following 17 prominent accounts