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Okay but the name "Guava Lava" makes me think I'm going to shit my pants.

At this moment my most confident baseless opinion is that my family could rid the east coast of their green crabs. Just need airfare and a butter allotment.

spoke with the executive director of my local food bank today and got this really incredible line: "if you donate 1 can of green beans, we can give away 1 can of green beans. but if you donate a dollar, we can give away 6 cans of green beans"

It was infuriating to have the whole state vote in favor of better redistricting only to have the state legislature tell us "no" like we were petulant children. Still infuriating that it took so long for someone to tell them "actually yes."

As someone who voted for prop 4 back in *2018* only to watch those fucks undo everything Utahns voted for, it's sweet revenge to see them get theirs seven years later, even if I did move years ago. Thank you for highlighting this.

Well the good news is that I won't be debating any machines because that's a ridiculous thing to do, and if they do argue with me I know how to turn them off.

Screenshot of text: unfuck google drive by shooting gemini Hey folks! Google is fucking you via sneaky enshittification again! Want the shit in your google drive to load instantly again, instead of taking for-fucking-ever? Open your gdrive (web OR app) Settings > Manage Apps Gemini was checked "use as default" (and i sure the fuck didn't set it that way, this was a silent push) Nuke that, and suddenly, folders that took up to a minute to populate and sort do so in a fraction of a second.

friend shared this, immediately updated my settings

Okay so beyond the truly bizarre inclusions in the "timeline" and everything else, this shit is riddled with typos. Like, really? Did someone edit this on their goddamn phone?

I'm haunted by ghosts of many sandwiches but an all-time champion is a club-style veggie sandwich on marbled rye with ingredients stacked so tightly and precisely you'd think a drill sergeant commanded them, made by a grandma who ran a corner store I frequented in college. I yearn for that sandwich.

It's really wild and incredibly telling, to be honest.

I love all pasta but it's time to live my truth: lasagna noodles are Too Much, they're either too much chew or too much mush. Baked pasta over lasagna any day of the week.

You know, I'm real tired of hearing the "but lots of young men accidentally get a nazi tattoo" excuses. I'm from a state with an unusually high concentration of white supremacists and none of my friends accidentally got nazi tattoos and kept them for 20 years. It's not a high bar to clear.

Breathtaking, unsettling, healing: a new exhibit by Black US artists transforms Confederate monuments The sweeping exhibition Monuments opens in Los Angeles on 23 October and is on view through May

Charlottesville finally took down its Confederate monuments in 2021.

The statue of Robert E. Lee was melted down.

The statue of Stonewall Jackson was given to artist Kara Walker.

This is what she did with it:

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

why are there no flight sims on dragon back

*Shoving browser tabs under the rug and into desk drawers*

No I have a normal number of tabs open, why do you ask?

I've been vegetarian/pescetarian for over twenty years and firmly believe the dietary choices of others is none of my business.

all discourse aside, there is one machine with consciousness. it's printers. they are alive and conscious and they hate you and they'd take your arm clean off if you let them. never trust a printer.

She was legitimately one of my heroes and an incredible science communicator. The world is a worse place without her.

A photo of the front cover of the book Hello Sunshine, with a cover image showing the main characters standing in an eerie flower field.

Holy shit, I read this in one sitting because I just couldn't stop. I didn't expect to find so much of my own life in it. @keezyyoung.bsky.social made something really, truly beautiful. I'm going to be carrying it around in my soul for a while.

This is tremendous news, Strixhaven was the set that got me into this dumb game

As a relative newcomer to MtG I just have to say what in the fuck

The image features the finnacle in shark excellence! The Street Sharks! The four Bolton Brothers are coming at you! Ripster, a great white shark with abs, ripped jeans, and cowboy boots! Streex, a tiger shark with abs and roller blades. Jab, a hammerhead shark with abs and an attitude. Big Slammu, a whale shark with abs and football pants! Above them are the biggest haters. Dr. Paradigm and his Seaviates!

It's a national holiday, STREET SHARKS DAY!!!!

Does this mean we're allowed to pet bats now?? 🦇😍

Tumblr post from every-lemon Sep 8 so my spouse is part of a weirdly intense but mostly benign men's workout group that meets at like, 5:30am outside every day, even in winter. they do a lot of burpees and lugging cinder blocks up hills and stuff. they take turns leading the workouts and tomorrow is his turn. I asked what he was planning. he handed me a sheet of William Carlos William poems from a large stack he'd printed. I said "what" and he explained, helpfully, "it's a William Carlos William themed workout." I asked what inspired it and he said "l've been planning this for months."

Follow up tumblr post every-lemon Sep 9 it was a smash hit. a dozen guys showed up (more than usual). spouse brought a red wheelbarrow and they took turns bringing cinder blocks up the hill with it. then they broke up in teams and did a relay with an "icebox" (cooler filled with 40lbs of ice). at the end he opened the cooler to reveal it was full of beach plum lacroix and all the guys cheered. they drank sparkling water as he read 'approach of winter' out loud. he was home by 6:30am.

dudes rock

Vaccines cause autism, says worm that ate RFK Jr’s brain The worm that infiltrated and feasted on RFK Jr’s brain has claimed that vaccines cause children to catch autism.  The Great and Powerful Worm, 15, which faked its own death over a decade ago, has sin...

A spokesperson for the Great and Powerful Worm said: “Our beloved holy parasite has finally taken his throne. Now his glorious work can commence on eradicating vaccines and removing fluoride from the water.”

Those That Inherit the Earth Volume 1 An episodic graphic novel following a mutant opossum and the last living human as they explore a changed, post-human Earth.

I have loved everything I've gotten from @secondatbest.bsky.social and I'm sure this will be no exception, go back Those That Inherit the Earth Volume 1 on @kickstarter.com www.kickstarter.com/projects/sec...

They look like a supervillain team in a world populated exclusively by middle management.

Preview: Magic: The Gathering: Untold Stories – Elspeth #1 Elspeth is dead. But her story is not yet over. The unpublished story of Theros Beyond Death is finally brought to life.

Magic: The Gathering: Untold Stories - Elspeth #1 preview. Elspeth is dead. But her story is not yet over. The unpublished story of Theros Beyond Death is finally brought to life. #comics #comicbooks #magicthegathering #mtg