Laszlo Xalieri

Parody alteration and crop of Shepard Fairey's NOPE portrait of Donald Trump with the “NOPE” text replaced with a phrase attributed to Donald Trump on a birthday card to Jeffrey Epstein: “We have certain things in common, Jeffrey”

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#WeHaveCertainThingsInCommonJeffrey

Lurchcraft Witness the birth of a new martial art based on necromantic principles, suitable for undead creatures of all kinds!

Witness the birth of a new martial art suitable for the undead of all kinds!

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If you're missing the subtle powers of 𝘂𝗕𝗹𝗼𝗰𝗸 𝗢𝗿𝗶𝗴𝗶𝗻 for the 𝗖𝗵𝗿𝗼𝗺𝗲 browser, I have a little recipe for you to follow:

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Enrichment of a subset of Neanderthal polymorphisms in autistic probands and siblings - Molecular Psychiatry Molecular Psychiatry - Enrichment of a subset of Neanderthal polymorphisms in autistic probands and siblings

Scientists link a number of autism-spectrum-related genes to preserved sequences in Neanderthal DNA.

Given that the acceptability of concentration camps has already been established, I'm certain you can predict what comes next.

www.nature.com/articles/s41...

A stylized 4-color illustration of a huge-jawed beetle in parody of Shepard Fairey's “HOPE” illustration of Obama's bust

Happy Birthday, Franz Kafka.

"Alligator Alcatraz" floods within day of opening Rainwater was seen seeping into the migrant detention center and onto cables on the floor after a rainstorm, according to video.

Twenty-four hours later, Everglades Auschwitz is already sinking.

www.newsweek.com/alligator-al...

an illustration of a winged multi-eyed face-tentacled Cthulhu-like individual rendered in greens with a blue, yellow, and red Art Nouveau frame bearing a cursive inscription, “le rêve visqueux”, on an ecru background

HURRY UP PLEASE ITS TIME
HURRY UP PLEASE ITS TIME
HURRY UP PLEASE ITS TIME
HURRY UP PLEASE ITS TIME
HURRY UP PLEASE ITS TIME

Twitter post from Cian Westmoreland regarding a toll-free number, 1-877-447-4487, for US active duty military personnel to call if they are being given orders to violate the Constitutional rights of US citizens.

Service members: There's help if you want it.

YouTube video by Sakura Vik-P [MARETU] ビノミ (Binomi/Binomial/Taste of Beauty) ft. 初音ミク English Subs.

Obviously what we need is more cheerful music for modern times.

#ContemporaryCannibalism

www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbuP...

What To Do When Your Favorite Virus Is Sick Infections can get infected too. And remember: your culture is an infection.

Brand new rant!

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YouTube video by CNBC-TV18 WATCH LIVE: View of the Chimney Sistine Chapel Smoke Cam During Vatican Conclave | New Pope | N18G

If you have bets riding on this game, here's the Vatican Conclave Chimney livestream:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=txpM...

cropped screen-grab of Canadian PM Carney during a broadcast meeting with US President Trump in the White House

[random Tamarian* voice]: Carney, fourth-walling it from You-Know-Where.

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* en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darmok

The Ace of Locks Le jeu de Marseille is a Surrealist variation on the conventional deck of playing cards. It was created by a group of artistic refugees awaiting evacuation from France in late 1940. The group inclu…

Suddenly relevant again to modern times: Le jeu de Marseille.

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#Surrealism #LeSurréalisme #AsResistance #CommeRésistance

BLIND LINK TRUST EXERCISE: bit.ly/3Rzc23B

US police shoot disabled teen behind fence, sparking outrage He is non-verbal and 'can hardly walk'. They put nine bullets in him.

Hero cops use bulletstorm to further disable a disabled kid behind chainlink because healthy, free-range targets are far too risky.

Yeah, there was also a civilian downrange.

www.nzherald.co.nz/world/us-pol...

photo of US passport book and RF-shielded US passport card on wooden surface

New passport obtained.

Assuming planes can stay in the sky and stop bumping into one another, I'm ready to fulfill any overseas specialty consulting¹ or personal courier service² needs you might know of.

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1 Inquire for a list of fields of expertise.
2 No weapons or drugs.

Not smoking anything illegal, I swear. It's just smoldering insulation trying to hold back the rage.

photograph of tiny anole on a back porch in Acadiana

Not a gator.

My new passport photo looks like a guy who's trying to deal with having just been denied a private investigator license the fourth time running.

This week's extremely low bar achievement: now licensed to drive in Louisiana.

original sculpture of weird vaguely humanoid seated entity cradling plastic baby and attended by self-grooming plastic housecat

Storytime.

Fishie.

#origami #Montroll & #Lang

a photo of an origami dragon

Burn off that fidgety nerve-noise until only stillness is left.

a cropped version of photo Sen. Markey's photo he shared of being denied entrance to the EPA by an armed guard in a gray uniform. Patches on his hat and sleeve are circled in red, showing the stylized star(?) insignia of Triple Canopy

Triple Canopy's stylized star insignia and the slogan "secure success", courtesy of Wikipedia

Lovely. America's own Ra's al-Fhul is involved in interfering in the duties of our elected legislators.

Triple Canopy is part of the new-name-every-week Blackwater private military that Erik Prince keeps on the board everywhere his filthy fingers try to get a grip.

#USPOL #UScoup

It's kind of both, isn't it?

I think it's both. Very Innsmouthian.

a briar pipe sculpted in the form of a fish head

a briar pipe sculpted in the form of a fish head, diagrammed with dimensions in SAE and metric values

Look at this beautiful terrible thing.

Oglaf comic: “Suggestion Box”, featuring a dude praying. Dude: “Oh Lord, thank you for everything. … I have some notes." Dude: “Torture bad people while they're still alive.” Dude: “Wolves could be cooler about doing childcare.” Dude: “You put a lot of work into sunsets. … That time would be better spent making people hotter.” Dude: “Friday Night Bishop Fights.” Dude: “Let cool new gods use your cathedrals mid-week.” Dude: “Give elephants an arm. … Picking shit up with your nose is gross.” [Angel, appearing behind dude] Angel: “God says you have to stop praying to Him.” Dude: “Aw”

The struggle is real.

[Source: www.oglaf.com/suggestionbox/ WARNING: other comics at this site may be FAR too raunchy for standard office/school/home-with-underage-children viewing]

Ian remains a treasure. And those buttons modifying the instructions based on how many eyelets you get to work with are still working after all these years!

screenshot of a MarketScreener report from Goldman Sachs detailing a recent enormous upswing in hedge fund managers taking short position on US stocks, indicating worries of a stock market crash

screenshot snap of the wikipedia page for the Smoot-Hawley Tariff Acts

I guess everyone fell asleep during Ben Stein's lecture in “Ferris Bueller's Day Off” … except a HUGE number of hedge funds managers.

Shoe Lacing Methods An extensive selection of shoe lacing tutorials, including traditional, decorative, functional and military methods.

Shoelaces are, frankly, a design flaw. But you can at least try to make sure that the design works for you.

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