🇺🇦Max

brb kms moment

Trust the Plan, patriots

Smithsonian facial reconstruction of a member of the species H. floriensis

Homo floriensis mfs will literally look at you like

Dovetails well with his callous attitude toward the families of hostages, who are reminders of his own failure.

Prolonging a war with a devastatingly high death toll and no end game to shift the narrative from his own failure and buy himself time is totally on brand.

She roasted your ass damn

“A fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy; he hath borne me on his back a thousand times”

Hamlet was the first time I read Shakespeare and had it click that as a writer and storyteller he fucking kills it.

I posted this on Twitter and I cannot tell you how many people who work for Townhall of the FreeBeacon or whatever are excited to restart the Iraq War because they want blood and/or don’t like me personally.

The post-9/11-style generalized Islamophobia and bloodlust coming from people I thought I respected this week has been unbelievably shocking and jarring.

Please check your kids’ Halloween candy. I just found Ska Punk legends The Mighty, Mighty Bosstones in this Twix bar.

Once again I am being gaslit (disagreed with) by a narcissist (person who disagrees with me)

McCarthy loyalists vow to draw out painful speakership battle House Republicans' state of emotional limbo is particularly problematic, since they'd otherwise welcome the chance to move quickly on aiding Israel.

you fools. you absolute fools. you thought mccarthy’s *first* fifteen attempts at speaker of the house were embarrassing. you have no idea how much more embarrassing this can get.

Guy who thinks Clipperton is Iran:

Washington Post headline: Amazon’s Alexa has been claiming the 2020 election was stolen

Alexa, where were you on January 6, 2021? 👀

This is why you should never get something tattooed on you in a foreign language unless you speak it or have had it verified by multiple speakers you trust lmao

That’s so fucking depressing man

It *always* ends badly for almost everyone, and it *always* ends worst of all for the Palestinians. (Note: not a claim about responsibility, a statement of which side I'm on, etc. Just a statement of fact.

I am on the side of decent people who just want peace, whether Israeli or Palestinian.)

You’re about to enter your “Count of Monte Cristo” arc, Eric! v excited for you bestie!!

My man!

James is in his Paul Atreides stage rn

Ok so the poasting on twitter mainly blows except for the mccarthy-gaetz shitshow but the poasting here is fucking killer right now, man. Never been better

What you’re gonna create is a Jonestown but for people who are way more annoying and deserve to die. And I say that as someone who would be there.

In this scenario I am Socrates

This is like if Plato was trapped in a cave by his followers and began to believe the cave was real life but instead of Greek philosophers it’s a bunch of online weirdos who are over-educated and read too much

Oh now YOU are beginning to believe

What an utter shitbag. fuck elon musk

Still shorter than Seth Abramson posts.

Lawrence of Arabia. 24 frames per second, 60 seconds per minute, 227 minute runtime. 326,880 frames. Get to work.