Occam's Pinking Shears

Trump and Vance would NEVER, EVER, talk to Putin like that.

And everyone knows it.

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Assad Returns To Ophthalmology At Moscow LensCrafters MOSCOW—Just days after rebels seized Damascus, deposed Syrian President Bashar al-Assad reportedly returned to practicing ophthalmology at a Moscow LensCrafters, sources confirmed Tuesday. “Which one ...

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I am so sick of these dinosaurs getting in the way of what the people of Nebraska want. I don't do weed myself. But if people want to, they should be able to. It's less dangerous than alcohol. But sure, Nebraskans can keep spending money in Colorado, if that's what the old white boys want.

Say hello to the best dog in the world

Weird how black women with Harvard degrees and twenty years of experience are called "DEI hires," but some random dude on Fox News is expertly qualified to run the Department of Whatever.

It is. Just heard it on MSNBC

It wasn't even a full Scaramucci.

Mehmet Oz in charge of Medicare and Medicaid. As a Medicare recipient, I'm really concerned about whether I'll be able to get vaccines and other necessary treatments.

I'm also furious.

Linda McMahon as Secretary of Education. He's not taking any of this seriously. WTF is wrong with him?!

I literally weep for my country.

Yay! Steve is in BlueSky!

Boy! Can my dog snore!

Google "RFK Samoa". As if the bear and whale episodes weren't bad enough.