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My school (library and all ELA classrooms) is being audited for banned books 😭😭😭

this is about someone spray painting a penis on a cybertruck

Instead of two little lines on the sides I think road lanes should be marked by one big line that you like try to keep between your wheels, idk if it would be easier it just seems like it would feel better

I figured it was all decomposed organic material so it would be fine. Did some digging and turns out that is “soil” and “dirt” is just very fine sand or something idk

Ok I’m ready to commit to bluesky

It’s okay I would imagine it would be difficult to not start crying every time all the time?? So you probably have a good track record!!

You gotta let me know

What would happen to me if I just ate a meal of dirt like I went into the mountains and ate a bowl of dirt like cereal

hmmmmmm

Did this human trafficking teacher training that told us to look out for the words “thot” “wifey” and “daddy” 😭

Okay actually they were so bright and beautiful it was amazing also found two species of mushies that I’ve ever seen before 🥰🥰🥰

I’m blind and my glasses are the wrong prescription I can’t even see stars 🤪

Using the meteor shower as an excuse to get my friends to drive 2 hrs up into the uintas at 11 pm with me but really I’m tryna blacklight mushroom hunt

What about ONE MORE BEER like daft punk

Last year I told a Pokémon-obsessed student that I was a fake fan and I only really cared about the pigs and then he quizzed me on every pig and pig-esque Pokémon nearly every day for an entire quarter. I got an A- on the final test but that was after he allowed me to retake it three times.

honorable mention

me & my true form

Holy shit my street is flooding with the most giant raindrops I’m so happy monsoon season is here baby

fav float

watching the pioneer day parade for the first time (it’s in front of my house) and idk why I never really thought about it bc like of course it is but… it’s so so mormon

omg omg omg omg