Kristin Souza

Tell a friend to tell a friend. Disclaimer, this is not my event.

#50501movement #connecticut

I’ve been officially entered into the “You’ve got Covid club!” for the first time and I’d like to revoke my membership. Immediately.

Them: Why do YOU get picked for things?

Me: I’m loud online 🤷‍♀️

Listen, I’m not special. I just learned to network in a digital era. Am I proud of what I do? Yes. Am I special? No. I just do “self branding” obnoxiously well and it resonates because I describe myself as a conduit of information.

Some of the targeted ads that Netflix and Hulu give me feel like attacks and I’m offended quite frankly.

Bill and Hillary Clinton have no poker face right now and I can’t wait for them to speak on this!

TikTok is back. Why? And what did I participate in?

TikTok is back. Why? And what did I participate in?

It got weird already. I feel like that character that is both participating but also knows what’s going on. I’m scared. For real. Mock me if you want.

I’ll be wearing black as I am in mourning 😝 over losing TikTok AND CapCut 😭

What do we think they’re talking about? 🤔

O negative. And Virgo.

I think we need to start projecting New Year’s resolutions onto others. You’re a real problem. Work on that. 😉

Here’s a New Year’s Resolution:

Be on the side that reads books — not the side that bans them.

Rolling into the new year like…

My daughter is house sitting for someone and a bird is trapped in the house with a Golden Doodle trying to catch it. She needs to film this shit lmao

“I thought we could communicate”. Famous last words. 🤦‍♀️

Cannabis advocates acting more Prohibitionist than the soccer moms is really wild.

I’m a judge for a cannabis something and I have a disgusting amount of edibles to consume 😝 It’s a problem that’s not a problem. 😉 #yummy

wow! I’m hearing reddit as well which is WILD to me! This is absurd 🤦‍♀️

META is going insane deleting cannabis accounts and one of my clients was hit last night 🤦‍♀️ 😡 I am literally paid to fix this but it’s my least favorite part of the job.

I’m confused. Golf course was Ryan Routh. Thomas Crooks was the rally. It’s not zero information. They both have multiple articles and wiki pages. This meme is landing with a thud tbh.

I wore a sweatshirt that says “My body is a temple, ancient and crumbling. Probably cursed. Harboring an unspeakable terror” to the gym today. And that’s my personality in a nutshell lmao

No lies detected

Morning texts from @klassickristin.bsky.social 🤣🤣🤣 #GenX

lol yesss

I asked for a baked Mac n cheese recipe. The amount of my friends who suggested peas, ham and/or carrots in the recipe is diabolical. This is why we aren’t allowed to contribute to the cookouts beyond soda or napkins 😂

In case gossips feel frisky, this is not about me. It’s a general and legitimate concern.

But seriously. Let’s rethink those involuntary psych holds. Are those actually legal or necessary? 🤔

I never “went out” the night before Thanksgiving. I was a bartender and/or cocktail waitress. Damn I miss that shift! The tips right before Black Friday were chefs kiss. 💋

Ending a life chapter is so overwhelming

Almost like…. Oh wait indeed…