Rowen Skye

can we get a ground vehicle to attend to the large metallic dog on the runway thanks

the 727 butt door #planeposting #planeyboys

PhD thesis on specifically the phrase “fit check for my napalm era” in the first song of KPop Demon Hunters

The neighbours dog up all night getting signals

I was repeatedly told this was not possible. Anyway, good on Ro Khanna for weaponizing the other side's brainworms and finding an avenue here.

You can get packs of official Stena playing cards, but the cards themselves are fairly normal

Inspired by the cover of the set I got just for the art on the front

Nothing says more about this movement than the fact that their main focus, beyond the attempt to roll back all evidenced-based medicine because it "is gay," is to somehow make french fries and soda good for you. They will fight the war to make treats healthy to the last man.

The flies coming for my sandwich in the park on a hot summer day

hiring metal gear eric to be my "attack dog" and go on news programs and call everyone pedophiles whenever photos of my dick leak online

Thank you Terracotta Airplane Creature for everything you have done

“Large Hitler Model”

+1 (206) 844-0894 10:51 PM > James is arriving soon in a Tesla Model Y (OB4M4). After arriving, they'll wait 2 minutes...

Yeah sorry I'm late I took Uber Obama, big mistake

Every day I wake up thrilled that I was open and forthcoming to my wife about how much of a dork I am because it means I can wake up, take my morning shit, listen to Nixon on broadway, and yell “BEGONE” as I flush the toilet and she knew what she signed up for and loves me anyways.

This is what I got banned for btw

Electron devs invented sex. However, React Native devs invented sex with women

Ron DeSantis stranded drivers at a bridge with no warning just to stop rainbow colors from appearing on it.

Now we can all listen to the good version of Style in peace

Three things we learned about Sam Altman by scoping his kitchen All Drizzle, no sizzle

Who's up for some petty kitchen-consumer snark?

Man I’m just so fucking proud of all the people who didn’t give up and aren’t going to give up

“is my calculator horny?“ our tech columnist asks. “i entered 5318008 into it and turned it upside down. what i saw surprised me”

I love my horribly accented people.

ah, uh, this is uh, as epic as it is uh, based.

School shooting check

Guys I’m celerymaxing so hard lately and idk why

Random afternoon squall my beloved

At this rate MAGA will only be able to afford to rent the libs.

Hope it was worth it to stop a few of us from peeing.

i took this advice 3 years ago and bought a monochrome brother printer. it got me through writing a book (aka LOTS of printing) and i only had to buy replacement toner last month. i called mine brother francis because it is a creature of peace and infinite patience www.theverge.com/tech/641940/...

My absolutely hottest take today is that you absolutely have to tariff Penguin Island, otherwise you turn around and three weeks later some hedge fund guys have turned Penguin Island into the most important ex-im shipping location in the world.