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Chris Shaw

@cshawproductions.bsky.social

Former USMC shit bird. Former filmmaker. Former writer. Former drunk. Former theist. Full time antitheist. Occasionally humanist.

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Q:

Have you tried exercise?

How about vitamin and mineral supplements?

You heard about grounding?

A:

1. Get fucked.

2. Eat taint.

3. It's called walking in the grass barefoot you fucking numbnuts, and it's not a fucking mental health cure either.

24.11.2025 06:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Charlie Brown, do I look like a beautiful blonde with big tits and an ass that tastes like French vanilla ice cream?

24.11.2025 06:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A movie that takes place where you're from.

24.11.2025 06:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Rest in peace Mister Udo Kier.

24.11.2025 02:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I've been a fan Jeremy Sisto since he played a goth psycho in Hideaway (1995). I always like checking out his dad roles as a reminder of how old I'm getting.

Watching Last Straw (2023) now.

Feeling old.

#horror #horrorsky

23.11.2025 04:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He's so awesome in it, too. I'm sad there is so little of it.

23.11.2025 04:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Thank you whoever recommended this

22.11.2025 16:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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