i just saw someone say "Kid Rock makes music for the people who have tattoos of their kids but not custody" and hol up i need a minute

a man in a white shirt and tie is holding a clipboard in front of a board with the number 872 written on it ALT: a man in a white shirt and tie is holding a clipboard in front of a board with the number 872 written on it

Turns out, the American president is a racist.

The Clintons ♟️ move ✅
#ReleaseTrumpSteinFiles
Unredacted! 👏👏👏

There I fixed it

The English language is so crazy with its silent K's. One silent K in knot. Two silent K's in knuckle. Three silent K's in republican. Four silent K's knick-knack.

#langsky

Ein Cartoon in Schwarz-Weiß zeigt eine Szene in einem Wartezimmer einer Tierarztpraxis. Eine Krankenschwester mit Stethoskop berührt die Schulter eines sitzenden Mannes im Anzug und Bowtie, der neben einer Frau sitzt, die ein Papier hält. Sie sagt: „Zu Ihrer Katze, Herr Schrödinger – ich habe gute Nachrichten und schlechte Nachrichten.“ Im Hintergrund ist die Rezeption mit dem Schild „Check In“ zu sehen, ein Mann hält eine Katze, und eine Person sitzt am Schalter. Auf dem Tisch stehen eine Vase mit Blumen und liegen Magazine. Gezeichnet von Schwartz.

🖼️ Benjamin Schwartz

Underneath the name Charlie Hebdo is a pile of bloodied dead bodies representing US citizens killed by ICE. The pile of bodies are collected in one corner to represent the stars of the US flag and the streaks of blood caused by them being dragged across the ground form the red and white stripes. In the foreground an armed skinhead officer with an ICE vest is dragging his latest victim with multiple gunshots to join the pile. The world is watching in horror.

Wow.

The front page of tomorrow’s Charlie Hebdo magazine in France.

Matt Goodwin's lies about his background have hopelessly confused Google AI 😉

From Viz, three years ago: The Brexit Opportunity Detector.
Still looking.

The nationalist right - our high streets are empty and it's killing communities
The government - let's explore making them more attractive and easy to navigate destinations
The nationalist right - woah, that is akin to the mass murder of millions of people by a totalitarian dictator

Can confirm that being a journalist is occasionally very sick indeed.

Eric Cantona kicks a racist in the sternum on the very first Kick A Racist In The Sternum Day

Happy Kick A Racist In The Sternum Day to all who celebrate

“Get it all on record now — get the films — get the witnesses — because somewhere down the road of history some bastard will get up and say that this never happened.”

Dwight D. Eisenhower, after visiting liberated concentration camps in April 1945

This is Balto. He told you he knew a spot with a great view. Didn’t tell you what he uses that spot for. 12/10 (TT: loresa_ukaj)

Headline: "Scientists discover emperor penguin colony in Antarctica using satellite images"

Yesterday it was cows using tools, today its penguins using satellite imagery.

We still say ‘articulation’ for the "joints" in fingers.

‘Articulation’ with regards to talking is because we separate the speech into separate and distinct “joints” (clear speech sounds).

You probably know that a/the/an are called ‘articles.’

‘Article’ comes from the Greek ‘árthron,’ which means "connecting point, joint."

A/the/an are only ever CONNECTED to another word.

Also, newspaper ‘articles’ connect different parts of the paper.

This is a very good point. The November 2025 US National Security Strategy never mentions the Arctic at all. The idea that it's a genuine security priority for the Trump administration is not credible.

I am calling for a complete and total boycott of the Mercator projection in all news stories about Greenland until every member of the American public has seen this

I’ve got something to show you. Feat. @brettdomino

TELLY GOLD: No finer way to celebrate Attilio Lombardo’s birthday than by watching him do the Lambada on Gazzetta Football Italia.

Weekend telly in the 90s was a wild ride.

Worth a read, but tl;dr Kelly ain't having it

Looking forward to the inaugural FIFA War Crimes Prize.

‘Cancel’ comes from a Latin word meaning “to make like a lattice.”

When people needed to annul or void a document, they sometimes would mark it with crosshatches

XXXXX

which resembled a lattice.

So the document became ‘canceled.’

...we hope this post doesn’t get us that.

Merseyrail tracking app showing the train symbol as a yellow submarine as it passes under the Mersey

Merseyrail tracking app showing the train as a train at Hamilton Square

Stolen from FB. Someone has noticed that on the Merseyrail tracking app, the train symbol changes to a yellow submarine when it crosses under the Mersey.

How’s this for a way to start the new year!? Enjoying London’s fireworks at 1,500 feet above the city and a pass right over Heathrow.

With all this talk of how to end Russias war against Ukraine, and a cease fire, keep this in mind:

If Ukraine ceases firing, Ukraine will cease to exist.

If Russia ceases firing. the war will cease to exist.

Pretty clear