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David Evans

@lightnindave.bsky.social

Guardian eating, woke reading, tofurati. Freelance tour manager, sound engineer, driver. Living in my own Southsea island. OK, Portsmouth.

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"I'm more underwhelming than an impotent sex scene" ๐Ÿคฃ

01.10.2025 15:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was there, in the field below, last year ๐Ÿ˜Š

29.09.2025 20:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The anvil at the start was someone bashing a fire extinguisher I seem to recall from that Manor documentary.

13.09.2025 10:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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From me, a list of Trump supporters who killed, or tried to kill, Democrats and opponents of Trump in recent years (since the right are now claiming all the political violence is from the left!)

Receipts:
zeteo.com/p/charlie-ki...

11.09.2025 15:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12692    ๐Ÿ” 5745    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 336    ๐Ÿ“Œ 273

I have seen it... and did worse than yours ๐Ÿ˜†

Thanks for filling the gap. And, yes do release your last effort :-)

11.09.2025 21:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I sometimes watch an American in London or England or Britain, I canโ€™t remember which on YouTube. Itโ€™s quite amusing at times.

I also used to have an American girlfriend. The cups thing made my mind boggle ๐Ÿคฃ

08.09.2025 20:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Now thereโ€™s a rabbit hole if ever I saw one ๐Ÿ˜€

08.09.2025 19:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We just donโ€™t use cups as a unit of measurement in the UK - not just England :-)

08.09.2025 19:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was with a group of friends last night one of whom was describing your book. I said itโ€™s Yes Man. Someone thought the author was Jon Ronson but I said no. The trouble is it takes me 10-15 mins to remember your name. When I do, I also mention your Guardian career.

Any tips to help me remember? ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜†

07.09.2025 15:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wonโ€™t somebody think of the arms manufacturers?

05.09.2025 16:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Two short planks?

Youโ€™re bigging her up a tad there I reckon.

05.09.2025 16:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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It says Dear Dear???

02.09.2025 14:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No burger menu for me so

Click on profile pic in bottom right corner
Settings cog icon in top right corner
Camera roll is at the bottom of the Preferences section

02.09.2025 14:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's great to see so many Palestinian flags on the route. Well done everyone.

Es fantรกstico ver tantas banderas palestinas en la ruta. Enhorabuena a todos.

31.08.2025 21:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This was over 10 years ago. I cycle through there regularly and it's as silent as the grave these days... as I suppose you'd expect ๐Ÿ˜€

27.08.2025 20:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I agree with viviane49

24.08.2025 10:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Letting cameron f**k you up the arse is not compromising

24.08.2025 10:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When will he start dictating to whom chips will not be sold!

24.08.2025 09:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Have you now got a ring of bright water?

21.08.2025 08:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think itโ€™s no taxation for the rich

And certainly no tea without Rich Tea biscuits

19.08.2025 07:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

NI farmers also bucking the trend

17.08.2025 11:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

About bloody time

16.08.2025 08:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes, but for how long?

11.08.2025 18:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And some of these people are smiling!

11.08.2025 15:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's a good job it's got long legs.

09.08.2025 13:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have emailed following the repost of your message by Greg Jenner. I hope the situation shifts in your favour.

07.08.2025 22:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Me, how?

04.08.2025 17:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Goats in coats was the name of my pub quiz team

03.08.2025 23:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€ฆtexture likeโ€ฆ erโ€ฆ leather.

It canโ€™t have been.

03.08.2025 21:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I understand the other members are none too pleased.

03.08.2025 21:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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