"I'm more underwhelming than an impotent sex scene" ๐คฃ
01.10.2025 15:06 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0@lightnindave.bsky.social
Guardian eating, woke reading, tofurati. Freelance tour manager, sound engineer, driver. Living in my own Southsea island. OK, Portsmouth.
"I'm more underwhelming than an impotent sex scene" ๐คฃ
01.10.2025 15:06 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I was there, in the field below, last year ๐
29.09.2025 20:34 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0The anvil at the start was someone bashing a fire extinguisher I seem to recall from that Manor documentary.
13.09.2025 10:44 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0From me, a list of Trump supporters who killed, or tried to kill, Democrats and opponents of Trump in recent years (since the right are now claiming all the political violence is from the left!)
Receipts:
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I have seen it... and did worse than yours ๐
Thanks for filling the gap. And, yes do release your last effort :-)
I sometimes watch an American in London or England or Britain, I canโt remember which on YouTube. Itโs quite amusing at times.
I also used to have an American girlfriend. The cups thing made my mind boggle ๐คฃ
Now thereโs a rabbit hole if ever I saw one ๐
08.09.2025 19:58 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0We just donโt use cups as a unit of measurement in the UK - not just England :-)
08.09.2025 19:49 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I was with a group of friends last night one of whom was describing your book. I said itโs Yes Man. Someone thought the author was Jon Ronson but I said no. The trouble is it takes me 10-15 mins to remember your name. When I do, I also mention your Guardian career.
Any tips to help me remember? ๐ค๐
Wonโt somebody think of the arms manufacturers?
05.09.2025 16:06 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Two short planks?
Youโre bigging her up a tad there I reckon.
It says Dear Dear???
02.09.2025 14:53 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0No burger menu for me so
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It's great to see so many Palestinian flags on the route. Well done everyone.
Es fantรกstico ver tantas banderas palestinas en la ruta. Enhorabuena a todos.
This was over 10 years ago. I cycle through there regularly and it's as silent as the grave these days... as I suppose you'd expect ๐
27.08.2025 20:52 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I agree with viviane49
24.08.2025 10:13 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Letting cameron f**k you up the arse is not compromising
24.08.2025 10:11 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0When will he start dictating to whom chips will not be sold!
24.08.2025 09:59 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Have you now got a ring of bright water?
21.08.2025 08:55 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I think itโs no taxation for the rich
And certainly no tea without Rich Tea biscuits
NI farmers also bucking the trend
17.08.2025 11:51 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0About bloody time
16.08.2025 08:39 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Yes, but for how long?
11.08.2025 18:05 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0And some of these people are smiling!
11.08.2025 15:49 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0It's a good job it's got long legs.
09.08.2025 13:08 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I have emailed following the repost of your message by Greg Jenner. I hope the situation shifts in your favour.
07.08.2025 22:32 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Me, how?
04.08.2025 17:25 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Goats in coats was the name of my pub quiz team
03.08.2025 23:55 โ ๐ 9 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0โฆtexture likeโฆ erโฆ leather.
It canโt have been.
I understand the other members are none too pleased.
03.08.2025 21:10 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0