Sandi (Arista)

Baby Girl nails the dog wrapping paper trend. A cute, tri-colored chihuahua mix with floppy ears & her tongue sticking out pokes her head through a hole in green wrapping paper embossed with cartoon presents & dogs.

I tried the wrapping paper photo trend with my dogs. Needless to say, the outcome was hilarious. 3/4 of my dogs were like, “Yeah, this is stupid. No.” 1/4 of my dogs thought it was an opportunity to become the Kool-Aid man & bust through the wrapping paper. I did, however, get a single photo.

Sulfur. Hahaha!

I do not, however, have the gene that allows me to roll my tongue. In my family, only my maternal grandmother & I have that recessive trait. I also have the recessive blonde hair gene in my family. Only one with that until my twin nieces were born.

In today’s age, that’s basically a teenager. Hahaha!

Mr. Marsh from South Park pouring dish soap on a taco with the caption “Mmm cilantro.” Because cilantro tastes exactly like soap for me & not “peppery” like it apparently does for normal people.

I was today years old when I learned cilantro is supposed to taste “peppery” & not like soap.

You sure the kid wasn’t a teenager? Sounds like some shit a teenager would pull. Haha!

I shall keep looking. I thought it looked about “soccer ball” sized.

I think this might be smaller.

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Oh no. I’m almost scared to ask. Hahaha!

Minus the supernatural element, of course.

I had so many flashbacks to my own childhood watching that show. Hahaha!

Haha! I mean, the taxes here aren’t super cheap either, so…

I’m sorry.

Also, hopefully they let you go home for that little stunt. Hahaha!

Do you know your blood type? If it’s not O-, then they don’t need you as much. Hahaha!

Oh dear. If you give blood again, make sure you tell them you’re a fainter. Haha! They’ll have you stay put for a bit & bring your juice & cookies to you.

Go see a doc, please? I waited thinking it would clear up eventually & ended up in worse shape because my eardrum burst. Take care of yourself!

I’ve done London at Christmas. Definitely recommend it. Would absolutely go back.

Congratulations from Maryland! I can’t wait to see what you do for your city!

I have zero kids in school. My neighbor is a teacher (and was a parent of a school-aged child). I ALWAYS ask her who she endorses before going to vote.

I mean, the first two letters are the same as my state. Haha! But that's a nice area to move to!

Photo showing 10 “Dollar Tree Meal-In-A-Bag” packages destined for my local free pantry.

Saturday.

Love you, friend. Let me know where you land.

I only saw 2 KPop costumes & both were Rumi. One in her first outfit & one in her Golden costume. They were both delighted I knew who they were dressed as. Hahaha!

So there’s this theory out there that “Mrs. McMurray’s” name is actually “Melissa McMurray” but she talks so fast & garbled that everyone thinks she’s saying “Mrs. McMurray” instead of “Melissa McMurray.”

When you haven’t emptied your Trash in over 3 years. 😬 (This is gonna take a bit.)

I truly think AI is one of the worst things to happen to the human race. It’s making people dumber. It’s terrible for the environment. And has no one seen The Terminator? Or 2001: A Space Odyssey? Or M3gan?

Interesting.

Howwww?

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So... anything exciting happening today? (Asks the IT person who works on projects that rely on AWS.)