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Golden age Simpsons episodes are crazy. Every single one has at least one iconic bit or quote.

I'd love to see a list of endorsements Shaq has turned down. He's the real life Kristy the Clown.

Turned it on just in time to hear "As Time Goes By" 😭 #tcmparty

Good one in Rutherford, NJ. Cool eagle outside.

Imagine a biopic about former Danish Man United keeper just called Schmeichel.

Presumed hamburger.

Great sky tonight.

All the arguments for video games being art can be applied to escape rooms.

Elliot Page is such a bummer in Inception. "Oooooh, we're all going to be stuck here for 1000 years."

We're shooting bad guys in dreams! Let loose! Live a little!

I was really hoping to go to bed.

Ok, but what about the Donnie Baseball ring?

Oct 31 Nov 1

Just had a trick-or-treator at 8:15 pm with a loaded bag. She must have been out for like five hours. Totally full, all the way to the top. Incredible effort.

I like how @kenjennings.bsky.social becomes the Crypt Keeper on the Halloween edition of Jeopardy.

TRUTH BOMB

You should be able to cough hard enough that it gets rid of your cold.

Lester Freeman-esque performance by Young Alan.

Saw a celebrity on Route 17 today.

Costco heads, lets go!

TIL early voting doesn't start until 10:00 am.

The Nets give up a bunch of easy baskets. They're letting Old Man Durant dunk in traffic.

A House of Dynamite might have the most instances of the real accents of non-American actors bubbling up I've ever seen. Idris Elba might as well be the first president from London.

Also, Ebla gives off the vibes of a dad who had to shovel the driveway the day before.

YouTube video by Subgenre Fanatic Crypt Keeper Pun Time (1)

I bet making these was a blast.

youtu.be/m-e8ATuFpIc?...

What? 1988?? I would have sworn this guy was there my entire childhood.

Tony Soprano

I was on the fence about voting for @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social. The @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social endorsement seals the deal. I will now vote for Zohran.

Imagine going to a poker game with Chauncey Billups thinking you're going to have a good time and maybe hear some cool stories and they've got fucking x-ray tables and special infrared contacts and shit.

Imagine watching Super Bowl XXI on this.

Some Spirit Halloween stores are remaining open after October 31 as Spirit Christmas stores. Instead of giving them this new logo, they should have simply put a Christmas hat on their regular Jack the Reaper mascot.

I hate how much pleasure I take in that guy not being able to buy his way into getting what he wants.