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Mojave wasteland settler, semi professional goalie screener, punk rocker, Audio Visual nerd, obligate reply guy, colossal pain in the ass. Fark.com enthusiast https://jinglepunx.bandcamp.com

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She dont have a bidet, she got a soda fountain

10.11.2025 21:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

But, that's not enough time.

10.11.2025 18:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I mean, theres always the Jets

EVERYBODY STILL HAS THE JETS

09.11.2025 21:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Walking around a half empty airport by myself is one of my favorite things

08.11.2025 21:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Were going to see it

Were getting an APPLE PIE MAC AND CHEESE BURRITO WITH A CINNAMON SUGAR TORTILLA!

I am here for this and might even make my own if you dont, John. Iโ€™ll post it to TFd

08.11.2025 21:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sorry I am late to this

Ive listened to Kaiju Preservation, Starter Villain, and Moon Hits your eye.

Which one of your books should I listen to next?

07.11.2025 23:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a pillsbury dough boy is standing in front of a plate of food ALT: a pillsbury dough boy is standing in front of a plate of food
07.11.2025 22:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Im waiting for John Scalzi to make a burrito out of it

06.11.2025 23:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This calls for a cinnamon butter tortilla to make a burrito out of that with

06.11.2025 05:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Its a statement that humanity is awfuler.

Yes I chose that word because it too, is awful.

05.11.2025 23:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You live in a former church, right?

Give out communion wafers!

31.10.2025 17:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The algorithm has blessed me with this today.

Looks amazing.

15.10.2025 21:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Are you suggesting we celebrate Boyardee Day?

Because I am down for that.

13.10.2025 15:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dude, is that salmon cream cheese?

Nice.... 13/10... I totally would

10.10.2025 16:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

MAGA discovering GWAR is just delicious.

Can we trot out Tipper Gore for a PMRC revival concert too?

23.09.2025 01:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Looks like I have a new Chippendaleโ€™s stage name

22.09.2025 17:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Its his best burrito to date

21.09.2025 03:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We came back to vinyl. Maybe physical media fettishists will turn to DVDs as we decline into late stage media capitalism

16.09.2025 14:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I dunno. They were actually in it this week. its still almost enough to make me a Raiders convert

14.09.2025 21:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Im seriously going to take whoever the Gnats are playing every week this year

12.09.2025 02:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dude, Mets are gonna be under .500 by end of season. put a fork in them, they are done.

12.09.2025 01:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@drewcurtis.bsky.social

The Fark is all caughtsayof. what do?

10.09.2025 23:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When will I win Megabucks?

10.09.2025 20:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It will never rain hard enough to wash the shame from Milpitas

10.09.2025 16:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This means none of the signatures on any of his EO are his either too, right?

09.09.2025 21:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If the Mets can get rid of the Wilpons, the Giants can get rid of the Maras

08.09.2025 02:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When do you expect FARK to have AI Mods? will they be hot?

07.09.2025 22:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is your Fantasy team doing as well as expected?

07.09.2025 22:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A fat man and his kitty. A love story

A fat man and his kitty. A love story

I decided to get a print made

05.09.2025 21:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

can you make a burrito with those?

03.09.2025 22:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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