@spookycomic.bsky.social
⚠️This is a jokey account💙 Failed librarian 📚📖🖋️📝 Walk-ins are never welcome🖤🪦⚰️🥀🍂 Never sundried🌕🌛☔️🌧️🗿 👑Show-off💎💍💅🪷🦦🫧No DMs Dark Ages require jesters
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23.12.2025 20:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
🎶It’s my dick in a pot🎶
23.12.2025 20:55 — 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0lord beer me strength
23.12.2025 20:54 — 👍 14 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0
Friendly reminder in my mom’s bathroom
22.12.2025 20:20 — 👍 24 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 0
Just sharing the gay apparel I donned.
20.12.2025 20:54 — 👍 17 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0🫶
23.11.2025 04:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You cry tears; I cry jokes
23.11.2025 03:25 — 👍 16 🔁 7 💬 2 📌 0What if I stay under the warm blankets?
Yes, this is best.
I just saw a shadow thrown by a cloud that was shaped like a penis, does that mean 6 more weeks of wiener?
19.11.2025 14:32 — 👍 187 🔁 72 💬 10 📌 0And yet we keep posting
19.11.2025 04:38 — 👍 127 🔁 53 💬 3 📌 1Neither miserable, nor happy,
but a secret more complicated third thing
pez dispenser that dispenses lil bites of cheese
22.11.2025 15:15 — 👍 36 🔁 12 💬 6 📌 1Is it possible that I used the word "scallawag"one too many times while sexting?
21.11.2025 01:50 — 👍 211 🔁 70 💬 13 📌 1Pudding on the Ritz 🎶
22.11.2025 21:10 — 👍 14 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0Me, five minutes after leaving the house: I have made a terrible mistake and must return to my nest immediately.
21.11.2025 17:05 — 👍 425 🔁 114 💬 11 📌 1We would make a beautiful fucking catastrophe
22.11.2025 19:19 — 👍 15 🔁 8 💬 0 📌 0Over the river AND through the woods? In this economy?
22.11.2025 19:16 — 👍 31 🔁 7 💬 2 📌 0these chores could have been a montage
28.06.2025 23:29 — 👍 176 🔁 73 💬 6 📌 0apostrophe is short for a piece of shit trophy
22.11.2025 18:20 — 👍 254 🔁 64 💬 8 📌 1i keep my 3D printer in the bedroom in case i get any good ideas
22.11.2025 18:57 — 👍 95 🔁 35 💬 9 📌 0🎼 Twist and shout🎶
*can twist without shouting and shout without twisting
Goofy dancing in the kitchen is where it's at.
22.11.2025 12:48 — 👍 92 🔁 27 💬 8 📌 0You ever notice how "ok don't take this personally" is always followed up with something really freaking personal
22.11.2025 19:22 — 👍 86 🔁 27 💬 4 📌 0😊
23.11.2025 03:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0😁💜
23.11.2025 03:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If you like stickin’ it to the Merry Christmas crowd with a hearty Happy Holidays, try Enjoy the Season instead—it enrages them even more.
Enjoy the season!
I’d love to be thankful for not having to dine with certain family members but alas and alack.
20.11.2025 19:46 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
A sign for a baked good. The text reads, "Handmade Scorn."
I picked up some pastries for tomorrow's staff meeting.
20.11.2025 00:37 — 👍 111 🔁 24 💬 3 📌 0Throw away last year’s holiday wrapping paper before this shit gets out of hand again.
20.11.2025 19:43 — 👍 6 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
