Dr. LurkHer 🇨🇦

Are those feet where his hands should be on his T shirt?

I like how you can use emojis to zoom in on a pig
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Quite telling really

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Since nothing matters anymore and there are no rules, let’s knock out Thanksgiving this week, do Christmas next week, then have six beautiful weeks of that full goblin mode space between Xmas and new years where time doesn’t exist and sweatpants are required dress

Bazillionth time in my life I watched a baseball game - first time I have ever heard of the stuck ball rule

Stuck my ass

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

I feel like if you can see the ball, and pick it up when you get sick of waiting, it’s not unplayable. That was some dumb bullshit.

I remember some newcomers to Canada coming to our door in our apartment in Toronto. They were dressed up like they were going to a fancy party, and I realized their parents must have heard that people “dress up” so that’s what they did. It was so sweet.

My son and I would always sort his candy into piles by type, but this year (11 yr) he flat out refused and I was SO SAD

oh my God.
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I was a volunteer crossing guard in Grade 6. (It was the 80’s)

YESSSSSS

Absolute fucking ghouls. Every single one of them

Somehow that tracks

Oh. My god.

Small tabby cat sitting on the arm of a blue couch watching a TV across the room playing the World Series

Even my cat is watching the #BlueJays

Feels kind of like the same profession

On the board!!! #BlueJays

UGHHHHHHH

Why are there so many baseball players named Mookie? Literally no one else in any other profession has ever been named Mookie

But Crispin Glover is creepy AF in that

Woot Jays!!! Off to a good start!

Your head is dire.

MFer RUINED A MID-CENTURY ART DECO BATHROOM

“Why aren’t we as shitty as the Americans?” is one hell of a question to be asking right now.

Trying to make everyone look away from the fact that they’re about to starve over $2M Americans?

"Will the mayor of New York be strong enough on Israel?," they ask as they tune into to Tucker's pleasant sit-down with a Nazi.

IT’S FUCKING PHONETIC WHAT IS WRONG WITH THESE RACIST ASSHOLES ARRRRRRGGGHHH