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He/Him ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ Full time youtuber, part time funny theory man. https://www.youtube.com/@CutCafe

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Also don't worry, I was able to verify I'm not a child. Was worried the face thing would think I am anyways because I have a very baby-ish face and voice, but lucky me, wearing lennon glasses let me pass.

06.11.2025 17:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Youtube has decreed that I am a child because I was... watching a video on the government shutdown?

Ah yes, my favorite childhood activity. Watching videos about the senate and government funding.

06.11.2025 17:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 23    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

my video literally has so many layers and is so long that my editing software keeps trying to crash on me whenever I try to add/delete things too rapidly.

I am now saving two seperate .wfp files in the case one corrupts. Still hoping for 31st! ๐Ÿคž

27.10.2025 01:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bonus points if you were cancelled for something serious as from there, Twitter will attack the response video for "mocking sensitive topics" by "putting it in a jokey ARG".

Apologize for the "collaboration" instead.

Or maybe just don't get cancelled and stop having a skill issue but fgkhjhkhhgk

15.10.2025 17:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bad Cancelation Idea: If an allegation video is made on you, add Base64 on all videos they used as evidence, and put secret codes in the 'response video'. This will result in everyone thinking it's a collab ARG and thus all fictional.

15.10.2025 17:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 28    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Panel 1: (Poorly drawn me looks happy) "Alright, I'm going to take a month off in June to work on my game!" "Then after that I'll work on it along side videos"
Panel 2: (Poorly drawn me's head is slightly smushed backwards, but not noticeably so) "I know I still have a week of my break, but maybe I can put it on pause for a bit so I can get ahead and catch up on making videos for when the break is over"
Panel 3: (Even more noticeably smushed back) "I could work on my game. But I only just got off break, I should still catch up on my Youtube Revenue"
Panel 4: (Most smushed back) "I know it's been a while since I've actually worked on my game, but I need to get this upcoming, literally the longest video I've ever made, done!"
Panel 5: (back to normal) "Damn this hour long video essay is going great! Maybe I should do a little bit of coding work!"
Panel 6: (Shows a bunch of nonsense spaghetti code presumably written by them in the past) "If code shits itself, kindly ask it not to (30 frames) +1 to Variable "fuck"" "DO NOT DELETE IT MAKES THEM GO TO THE CORNER FOR SOME REASON (pointing to) Coconut.PNG" "Loop > DO NOT LOOP THIS > Is event on tile 12, 6? If not, are they on 13, 6?"
Panel 7: (looks confused)
Panel 8: (They grab the computer, their face looks disoriented and stretched) "the fuck is this shit"

Panel 1: (Poorly drawn me looks happy) "Alright, I'm going to take a month off in June to work on my game!" "Then after that I'll work on it along side videos" Panel 2: (Poorly drawn me's head is slightly smushed backwards, but not noticeably so) "I know I still have a week of my break, but maybe I can put it on pause for a bit so I can get ahead and catch up on making videos for when the break is over" Panel 3: (Even more noticeably smushed back) "I could work on my game. But I only just got off break, I should still catch up on my Youtube Revenue" Panel 4: (Most smushed back) "I know it's been a while since I've actually worked on my game, but I need to get this upcoming, literally the longest video I've ever made, done!" Panel 5: (back to normal) "Damn this hour long video essay is going great! Maybe I should do a little bit of coding work!" Panel 6: (Shows a bunch of nonsense spaghetti code presumably written by them in the past) "If code shits itself, kindly ask it not to (30 frames) +1 to Variable "fuck"" "DO NOT DELETE IT MAKES THEM GO TO THE CORNER FOR SOME REASON (pointing to) Coconut.PNG" "Loop > DO NOT LOOP THIS > Is event on tile 12, 6? If not, are they on 13, 6?" Panel 7: (looks confused) Panel 8: (They grab the computer, their face looks disoriented and stretched) "the fuck is this shit"

"i can probably delete this line, it doesn't look that important"

#Indiedev #indiegame #gamedev #meme

30.09.2025 01:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 46    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a brown dog is laying on a bed with its eyes closed . Alt: A dog (Shiba Inu) is excitedly wagging its tail, smiling, while against a bed looking at the camera.

About 1/4th of the way through the Daydream video (my next 1hr+ video) and honestly keep having to stop midway to record something new like a new comment I found, or I dug another 2 inches down the rabbit hole, or I need to clarify something.

Hope to get it done Early-October! Excited!! Stay tuned.

22.09.2025 18:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

so i did a typo earlier today and just realized
can somebody please answer to me why fnaf fanfictions aren't called fnafictions. please. tell me. it was such a missed opportunity.

06.09.2025 02:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

"Fork Found in Fork": The obvious assumption is usually the correct one, basically just Occam's Razor but forks.
"Kitchen Found in Kitchen": Something that is implied to be obvious by one person, actually being entirely wrong when factually checked.

31.08.2025 23:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

if "Fork found in Kitchen" means an obvious statement of one thing leading to another...
Then I think "Kitchen found in Fork" should be a statement where a person forces one thing to lead to another when it doesn't.

30.08.2025 22:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

--and put into places you feel deserve your money! This amount changes based on several factors, but can be up to 60% of what you would have otherwise paid.

With this, you can give your taxes to a cause that actually makes you ":)"
(not a financial advisor, and there's like a 39% chance I'm wrong)

26.08.2025 23:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bad(?) Financial Advice:
Need to pay Taxes but really don't want to give the government money? Once you've calculated your taxes, you can legally donate up a percent of that to a non-profit charity!

Because donations can become tax deductions, that amount can be taken out of what you owe in taxes--

26.08.2025 23:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i think the only reason so many AI artists see being able to do art as something you're 'gifted' with is because many artists started super young (3-8) when we were immune/unaware of 'cringe'.
Once you're in school or older you start having to draw while KNOWING you're bad for a while to IMPROVE.

24.08.2025 22:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The long-video curse at its finest. Looks like we have another hour long video coming your way, Youtube.

I am not looking forward to recording this man, my throat never does.

17.08.2025 20:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Okay so I just got Kindergarten Part 2 done editing wise, tomorrow I will be adding in the music so I should have it scheduled then and be able to work on Captions + Art stuff.

12.08.2025 04:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

--So I'll be playing through all of those and incorporating them into the script as a whole.

Excited to start working on THAT video soon as there's a lot I feel like people don't know about that game that I found and this is important to be shared before their Kickstarter coming up. (3/3)

11.08.2025 23:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

On another note though, I'm very excited to start working on my video on the game Daydream as I also found another game they made in the past that they abandoned, and on top of that they posted 2 new Alpha-builds to another game they are trying to pump out BEFORE Daydream-- (2/3)

11.08.2025 23:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ok here's your specialty BlueSky-only update fellas.
Recently got sick from Dumping Syndrome of unknown cause (as I have never HAD surgery, so I shouldn't be getting it?) so I've been a little slow to work on things, but Part 2 of the Kindergarten video is almost done. (1/3)

11.08.2025 23:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If Nebula had a free tier, and allowed more creators to make the switch, it would be THE platform people would go to during times like this.

Maybe I'd post on both for a while, but I'd ultimately switch if they just had better 'casual' access for people to actually watch and post.
(theoretical)

09.08.2025 02:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've never gotten around to making a video on it (kind of which I had though given all the recent internet events XD) but I genuinely believe that, if Nebula had a 'free' tier where you just had to watch ads, they would be genuine competition to Youtube and become an actual replacement for many.

09.08.2025 02:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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awww yeah

30.07.2025 23:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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aww yeah it's ants, yo

30.07.2025 23:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

YO I JUST BOUGHT A WHOLE ASS WATERMELON FOR $6 BUCKS THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE

27.07.2025 17:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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(Oh, yeah and here's the other thumbnails!)
(Kindergarten theory PT1 and my Disturbing Vocaloid Video based on older-style Youtube thumbnails/AkiDearist's older thumbnail style!)

21.07.2025 03:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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"Nugget knows no love"
(I got youtube thumbnails done today! Here's one for Kindergarten theory PT2 I think looks pretty great!)

21.07.2025 03:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Vocaloid Songs video is already done script-wise, I just hate recording so I like to do them in bulk.

Pt1 is almost done, but just decided to split it because the Nugget part was getting WAYY too long. Once I get Pt1 and 2 scripted into individual videos, then I will record them all at once.

19.07.2025 22:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

welp, my first ever two part theory

Here's how it'll go:
Obscure Vocaloid Songs with Dark Backstories
How does the Timeloop work in Kindergarten? (Pt 1)
Nugget is the way he is because of the Timeloop (Pt 2)

Aiming to make each done at the same time and post them all back-2-back, Fri-Fri-Fri.

19.07.2025 21:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

me fr

19.07.2025 02:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Also I happened to find some proof that Nugget might have been the character to have control of the timeloop BEFORE our player does, as it explains LOTS of the behaviors he has in game.

Plus the weird change in K3 where the "player" we control directly talks with US the Player....

Stay tuned ;D

16.07.2025 23:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Interesting thing about the Kindergarten games (1-3), you know how several characters will remember things from certain routes despite them being impossible due to the timeloop?

Well, as it were, the only way this is possible are if they come from different timelines...

Here's my findings.

16.07.2025 23:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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