sam

Don't worry guys, we can push bluesky left after it wins the election

six impala could make a Tame Impala song, but Tame Impala couldn’t make a six impala song

every day theres more and more evidence that marketing it as artificial intelligence rather than "a pretty convincing chat bot" was a massive mistake

there's a reason it's called "Chat" GPT

Actually yes I am 100% gonna create a 5E one-shot reskinned version of my book

When I tell people the title of my book, I have to preemptively say “‘Nights’ with an ‘N,’ not ‘Knights’ with a ‘K,’” but now that I’m gonna be the dungeon master for a one-shot with some friends soon, I think I may title it Knights They Forgot

And since I can’t even correctly spell LEBOWITZ perhaps I’m no better

Maybe that was the first name that popped into my head, but I reverse-engineered some explanation about me and Fran hopefully each becoming inspired to write our next books due to our Freaky Friday situation. Anyway, that guy had never even heard of Fran Leibowitz which I found upsetting

I was at a party and ended up in an unplanned conversation with a friend of a friend. He asked what I do, I said author, he asked what I write about, so when I mentioned “body-swapping” in the context of my book, he asked who I’d swap bodies with. I have no clue why, but I said Fran Leibowitz

Who the hell is Tailor Swift

A photo of Bill Hader that I downloaded from the internet in 2018

A photo of me and my partner in Central Park

In September 2018, I set my phone’s wallpaper to a picture of Bill Hader. Today, after seven years, he’s been replaced

“You can set it to reduce motion and prefer cross-fade transitions” those are even slower. I’m trying to do something quickly and now my phone’s operating system thinks it’s Ken Burns

But I get swoops and bubbles and fades and swipes and sweeps and animated transitions between every switch, menu, screen, app, and widget that slow everything down for no reason

Like oh my goddd I paid so much money for a device with so little hustle

Fastest computer chips in the world, highest resolution screens, neural-whatever GPU nonsense, and I still have to vigorously tap my phone’s screen three times to open app

[explaining the president to someone who doesn’t live in the us] imagine a burger king

From the number of DMs I’ve gotten on here about how I inspired them to actually transition it’s pretty clear a lot of people just…need a permission structure to transition, a sort of possibility model. I get it, because there were some girls that absolutely moved the needle for me too

I know it’s foolish to have any hope for U.S. electoral politics, but it would be some poetic justice if the 2026 blue wave is strong enough to make red-state gerrymandering backfire around major population centers

Sorry for bringing TikTok into this sacred app

Mountain Dew it lady

even well-meaning cis doctors make mistakes with trans people constantly. often this isn't their fault but there is a deep lack of research and institutional knowledge about us

Breakfast time

Am I allowed to wear pants that aren’t black? Probably not I think

These aren’t my real thoughts btw. They’re decoy thoughts.

Need to update my work headshot but can’t decide how much gender to put into it

Today has been one of those days that nothing gets done, very slowly

One of those problematic, strange, love-doctor dudes is gonna write a book called “How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Lovebomb”

Thanks to iOS 26, my three-year-old phone now has to load all the app icons every time I swipe between pages of the home screen. But hey, at least everything is now an animated bubble that makes basic tasks take noticeably longer

It’s not me against the world, it’s me against the urge to buy LCD Soundsystem tickets

I know antifa isn't a real organization because I don't get 40 texts a week from them asking for donations.

United in acronym: Traditional Chinese Medicine and Texas Chainsaw Massacre