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The mars rover Opportunity is who we need to be celebrating. "My battery is low and it's getting dark." THAT'S MY ASTRONAUT

19.04.2025 05:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Does anyone else miss texting Chacha for shit? Sometimes I don't wanna google. I want the satisfaction of saying "my FRIEND Chacha told me-"

25.01.2025 06:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

yknow what i think medieval medicine ate down with humorism. i think if i got my phlegm and black bile levels right i wouldn't be depressed anymore

21.01.2025 16:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is the cowardice of The New York Times. Legacy media is failing.

20.01.2025 23:41 — 👍 47730    🔁 9620    💬 3760    📌 1092

they got rid of my H*T P*CKET SLEEVE because WOKE

20.01.2025 09:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

it feels like TikTok got bitten by a zombie and is hiding the bite

20.01.2025 05:10 — 👍 6812    🔁 1183    💬 119    📌 42

hate when the elderly cashier at joann fabrics asks what ur making. brenda we both know this knitting needle is going in a peepee

20.01.2025 07:37 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I want the Vivek gossip so bad

20.01.2025 00:37 — 👍 794    🔁 23    💬 59    📌 8

We live in a post-shame world.

20.01.2025 05:02 — 👍 23438    🔁 3825    💬 732    📌 170