Retro

Dale Gribble in a courtroom holding a cigarette. To judge: I'm not questioning your authority. I'm completely denying its existence.

tonight is the night I became Dale Gribble and blocked the feds

Sleep is a biological necessity, and sleep deprivation has real physical, psychological, and social consequences that need to be taken seriously. The way our society treats it as slothful to sleep according to natural rhythms (including midday naps and variant chronotypes like night owls) is evil.

A Molotov Fucking Cocktail

This was really good! Ending was a little difficult to parse, it probably makes more sense to people familiar with the folk tale that inspired it

I think it's awesome that instead of trying to fix this or make it better someone just put a cone in the aisle like yeah. Be careful guys

It committed the sin of being boring

I don't know how many more arthouse movies I can do man I'm falling asleep here

Girrrrl Powerrrrrrr ✌🏼

a digital drawing of solid snake from the back. he's wearing his sneaking suit from mgs2, but instead of a full suit, he's wearing a bodysuit, exposing his rear.

bonus

a digital drawing of three staggered panels of solid snake, each in a bodysuit. in the first panel, he's seen from the back, pulling on or pulling off a pair of pants to reveal that he's wearing a bodysuit underneath, cut high at the waist and into a thong at the back. in the second panel, he's seen from the front with a cigarette in his mouth, puling on his gloves, strips of skin visible at his waist between his pants and the bodysuit. in the third panel, he's posing with a gun, vest and gear on, only he's not wearing pants over the bodysuit, revealing his hairy thighs. the background of the panels are in progressively darker pink.

what if solid snakes sneaking suit was actually a bodysuit underneath pants. #mgs

The ending was super unrealistic but by that point I'd been pelted with so much unrealism I barely noticed!! Like yeah the cops are gonna break down a door because a little girl said her dream told her her brother was in there 😒 i liked some of the ideas way better than the execution

A Ren Faire implies a Stimpy Faire

Well I wish it was scarier, but I wish that of a lot of movies

This was a rec from a friend. It certainly was a movie.

ケツ😎✌🏼

bardo is gently biting konoes ear and fondling konoes chest and leg. konoe is aggressively holding a letter and looking shocked at being walked in on, not really stopping bardo at all

this sketch deserves its own post #lamento

reminder that free speech is a privilege and not a right—those in power will challenge your right to free speech at every turn if you do not stand up for yourself and those around you

make your calls!! in the US, KOSA is back on the floor. use the 5calls app to contact your state reps!

#ドラマダ #dmmd
렌아오💙🩵

I printed a lil columbo for columbo day

arctic wolf pupy comic 05 - patreon.com/wolfpupy

Dang, i wish they did a lot more with the whole "she has the upper hand in the dark" thing.

Tonight is the Audrey Hepburn thriller Wait Until Dark, I'm excited for it

wolfpupy comic from Dec 1, ‎2014 - patreon.com/wolfpupy

A Goromi plushie facedown amidst a pile of candy wrappers and empty liquor bottles

Goromi can’t come to the phone right now… 🍹😵

Wouldst thou like to live deliciously...

It's not gonna be a new favorite or anything, but I can see why it's a classic!

User homoquartz writes: as long as you smile and nod, people are satisfied. it’s just to show that you are nice and there with good intentions. we’re small in a big world and have to rely on other people to be decent to us. so we do our little human dance to each other to say, “i’m not here to hurt you. here’s something we have in common, like the weather or sports or itchy sweaters, so we both know we’re on the same team. we both agree on a basic fact, like that it is rainy or that being itchy is uncomfortable, and this proves we can get along. i’m being light-hearted and non-threatening right now." Small talk isn't to get to know a person. It's just a greeting to affirm you're buddies in the universe. I am motivated by wanting the other person to know I am friendly, so I have gotten pretty decent at small tall when I used to hate it.

This Tumblr user summarizes something I've been feeling/doing lately. Against everything going on, it somehow feels helpful.

The 70s so far have been misses for me, hopefully this one is a hit

I'm glad it exists for you

Okay....Horror by way of Monty Python is the only kind way I could possibly describe this