Guys, I’m passing a kidney stone and it’s the worst pain ever. Holy fuck

Hi 👋🏽 been forever. I always forget about this app. Anyway, I’ll be in Tokyo next week!

Excited to move into my new apartment but dreading the move process. It’s the whole organizing, declutter, packing, cleaning, giving away, loading, unloading, unpacking, organizing again, decorating that make it all so KMS for me lol
was so close on buying a home, but the time just wasn’t right :-/

When a client sends me a stupid ass request, i will take my sweet ass time to respond. Even if a 5 second response will resolve the request. Why? Because people are fucking lazy and don’t want to use their brains. You can use mine, but only after I’m done with my shit first.

Still sick. It’s been 10 days. Can’t remember the last time i’ve felt like shit for so long. Tested negative 2x for covid and 1x for Strep. Nasty cough and burning throat. So ready for it to be over

Birthday on a Saturday and i was sick as a dog. Sucks but still had a good time.

Done finished getting my birthday stuff figured out for next weekend! Such a relief

Hello world. I’d forgotten about this site.

“You’re just amazing”
“Never met someone like you”
“You’re so funny”

Soooooo half of the guys I talked to today were like wanting to fuck me but they’re not my type Lol. This sucks.

Ordered a Lyft and a busted up, black Nissan Altima shows up. Feels like I’m going to die on this ride

Always gotta be me

Can’t anyone make a fucking move for once?!

Boys are so fucking stupid

Picked up Olimar in #SSBU a week ago and I’ve made it to Elite!

Seems like the shakeup within the government staff is going to affect all of us in one way or another. Crazy times.

So glad for the Spring weather ☀️

Like, why are boy tops so fucking stupid? As in, take the opportunity and run with it. Maybe it’s the guys I fucking pull, but damn, it’s exhausting. Never have an issue when I find bottoms. They’re like “yes, let’s go”. And I’m already there.

Happy Valentine’s Day to all the single gals out there 💅🏼

I love Pilates but man do I struggle with certain poses that require legs to close up because they squish my balls ⚽️

Ughh why was I born with Jupiter in my eight house?!

Ah yes nothing more wonderful than reconnecting with your old, fifth grade bestie only to learn that after 25 years, we both had supernatural connections at certain times. Great! Let’s find the other 2 who were part of our gay boys group to see wtf we get ourselves into

10 years ago today I got married. lol silly me

Ah yes, it wouldn’t be Xmas Eve without a tornado warning followed by a flash flood warning. Mother Nature gifting us her best presents! 🎁 not to mention overnight severe thunderstorms ⛈️

😂

My company doesn’t allow vacation carry over so people save up days throughout the year only to scramble to burn days in December.
Can’t even take any day off bc we’re slammed. So today is my last full day of work for the year. The rest are all half days or holidays. Kinda worked itself out tbh.

Still gotta buy 5 gifts 🎁 for Xmas.
3 I already know, 2 are unknown.
I’m going to buy them all tomorrow and I hope they cross my path. Otherwise, they ain’t getting shit.

Coming back to Mexico makes me realize how fucked the US is.

Ice cold on a summer day = 🔥

Came to the motherland and having an espresso martini while I await my fam’s flight to land. They got delayed 2 hours.