J Tilley

Update: Now it’s shifted to security cam of pets saving babies from earthquakes and sometimes bears?

Facebook really thinks I’m interested in zit popping videos with, for some reason, coffee-themed graphics in the background and a soundtrack of birds chirping. To be fair, I’m not NOT interested…

Social life in your 40s is just clicking “interested” on a bunch of events on Facebook that friends I haven’t seen in years also click “interested” on, but none of us actually go. We just know what interests whom and we can go “yeah that seems like Sarah’s thing,” because they’re all named Sarah.

So many hours wasted playing MASH and I still don’t have a mansion or a limo and I’m not married to Elijah Wood

Usually when there’s a hook on the back of a bathroom door it’s either a guy with a long nose or a boxing octopus.

Always make sure the cat has a full charge.

Young people today: TikTok trends.
Us as young people: Bohemian Rhapsody in the car.

I haven’t been socialing much lately. It just doesn’t seem that important. But I just came to say I have Bloody Sunday stuck in my head, but specifically the George W. Bush version.

Pro tip: If you don’t have or can’t find a back scratcher, try the bottom of a toothpaste tube.

If I’m willing to watch an ad rather than pay a few bucks for extra Candy Crush lives… does it really make sense that said ad is for a Lexus?

Thanks, Facebook, for reminding me that this angel is now missing in my life! 😭

Facebook: A list of people who are dying of horrible diseases or have information that someone I know died.
Twitter: A list of national brands being super weird.
Instagram: A list of people selling things I don’t want.
Nextdoor: A list of walk-in shower ads.
Bluesky: Oh crap, am I old?

There’s so much I could be using my brain for right now, perhaps to better the world. Instead, I’m staring at the ceiling and singing the “Gator Golf” jingle.

Put some mustard on that slaw dog. Here's what happened at the first Oscar Mayer Wienie 500 Now we know who's top dog of all the Wienermobiles.

Always good to get paid to pun. www.indystar.com/story/entert...

Does anyone else remember when birth control only came in pink compacts? Because if you don’t want to make babies, SOMETHING overtly feminine HAD to be thrust upon you!

I’m sore because I moved three boxes to the garage yesterday without stretching. Enjoy your 40s, kids!

It’s weird that I didn’t lose my phones completely before you could track it, when there weren’t smartphones. I still have all those phones in a closet and know right where they are but have lost my current phone three times today.

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Here's how Journalism, likely Kentucky Derby favorite, got his name from a former editor Journalism is the likely favorite for the Kentucky Derby; here's how a former sports editor of the Beverly Hills High School newspaper named him.

We’re all rooting for you, buddy. www.courier-journal.com/story/sports...

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I thought this was my cat being weird behind me in my camera view… turns out it’s a stuffed red panda.

The gamer guy episode of Black Mirror made me want to play Sims again… maybe I didn’t pay enough attention.

Drive / drove.
Arrive / for some reason not arrove.

People need to quit making nearly 2-hour season finales… I’ve been up way past my bedtime the past couple of nights!

Update: Finished final handful. Thinking I need a new hiding spot.

Update: 1 bag is gone and the second is dwindling. Temps dropped again, making it more feasible to keep gummies in the car. Child may be on to me; opened center console in front of her and was asked, “oh are you getting your secret gummy bears?”

Fascists: We’re going to evaluate journalists’ search history and use it against them!

My search history: Parker posey white lotus gifs

Restocked. Hope it stays chilly for a bit.

I don’t spend a lot of money on shoes, as evidenced by the fact that recently I have been alternating between 10+ year old shoes and shoes my 10-year-old niece outgrew. (Yes, you read that right.) I bought myself these to make up for it.

Nothing to see here. Just Reno’s finest at Indiana Comic Con.