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Ethan Stanislawski

@ethanstancomedy.bsky.social

Comedy-ish person. Loves The Simpsons and the New York Rangers. Hates fascism and New Haven-style pizza. Opinions are my own.

222 Followers  |  263 Following  |  316 Posts  |  Joined: 01.07.2023  |  1.8579

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I’m so proud of these dudes whose social media content I will never, ever check

22.02.2026 16:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2959    πŸ” 414    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 23

2026 is so bleak that Nick Castellanos is going to hit 200 deep drives to left field this season

12.02.2026 04:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I really want people to think about this. After all the insane lawsuits, all the threats, all the bullshit weve seen from this admin and the targets who kneeled in fear, an average Joe called the president a Pedophile protector to his face and didn't get touched. That's the Power of a union.

09.02.2026 19:18 β€” πŸ‘ 6709    πŸ” 2508    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 3

These Seahawks are so good they almost make me not feel bad for Mariners fans.

09.02.2026 03:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In 2020 she said β€œmy only goal this year is to stay alive long enough to vote Trump out of office.”

She almost stayed alive long enough to try it again.οΏΌ

09.02.2026 02:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My grandparents were friends with Robert Kraft’s parents. They went to the same synagogue in Brookline, Massachusetts for decades.

My Nana died a couple of years ago at the age of 103 and I think her spite for her friend’s son helped keep her mind sharp until the very end.οΏΌ

09.02.2026 02:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Every Claude ad is "ai sucks shit, only a loser would rely on it. Use Claude!" and they've spent $50,000,000 in the last hour to spread this message

09.02.2026 00:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No Kings includes Draft Kings

08.02.2026 23:49 β€” πŸ‘ 26117    πŸ” 6108    πŸ’¬ 185    πŸ“Œ 111

The original Onion article is so good but it can't be used without modification anymore, alas.

06.02.2026 02:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Me, deciding whether or not to Google if Jersey Mike's is on the BDS list (I did, it's not).

06.02.2026 02:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Judgment Night is like one of at most 3-4 good rap rock albums ever.

03.02.2026 20:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can’t Hardly Wait and Judgement Night.

03.02.2026 20:10 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
03.02.2026 18:22 β€” πŸ‘ 6713    πŸ” 1681    πŸ’¬ 78    πŸ“Œ 21

Decent story but infuriating that this is still being cast as a good-faith institution that failed to achieve its lofty goals rather than a fundamentally cynical right-wing project.

Look what Bari Weiss is doing to CBS! Why would you assume her goal here was any different?

16.01.2026 22:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1667    πŸ” 224    πŸ’¬ 43    πŸ“Œ 13

If Zohran triggers your intergenerational Jewish trauma more than a secret police force going door to door to round up civilians to send them to prison camps with absolute impunity, you’re not actually experiencing intergenerational Jewish trauma.

14.01.2026 15:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

living in a world where the only two jobs are β€œgambling” and β€œmurder” isn’t nearly as cool as Cowboy Bebop made it out to be

12.01.2026 15:47 β€” πŸ‘ 10677    πŸ” 2812    πŸ’¬ 68    πŸ“Œ 54
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We have just over a week before Jew, Interrupted returns to LA. It means a lot to me, and its ultimate goal is to blend the personal with the political, to try to provide a voice to people who otherwise may feel completely isolated

Tickets and more info at www.jewinterrupted.com

Stay strong, LA.

13.01.2026 16:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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RIP 2025-2026 New York Rangers

10.01.2026 19:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Democratic Party is dumber than children. #democraticparty #triangulation #wariniraq #venezuela TikTok video by Ethan Stanislawski

Doing TikTok takes now because everything’s meaningless.

05.01.2026 15:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s literally impossible to argue that the US aren’t the bad guys anymore.

03.01.2026 17:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

*nutshell. The typo makes it even more perfect.

31.12.2025 21:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Here's a video of me falling down after debuting my show.

Aka my 2025 in a nutsheel

31.12.2025 21:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Knicks over Spurs in 7 this June.

31.12.2025 21:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Some big things are coming in 2026, both with the show and in general. Thanks for being a part of all this. Ticket links to my show if you're in LA next month or in Toronto in May can be found at www.jewinterrupted.com

31.12.2025 21:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I've done a lot to promote my show but I haven't talked much publicly about how much it took out of me. It's both the most rewarding and most taxing creative project I've ever worked on. I don't regret it for a second.

31.12.2025 21:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

At the same time, I am so grateful for all the good things in my life, and I can't even begin to say how much I value the people in my life who are and have been at the core behind that goodness.

31.12.2025 21:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This year has been a year of challenges, health issues both physical and mental, learning a lot about myself, learning a lot about the world, processing grief, anger and the darkness out there in an enormous way.

31.12.2025 21:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Jets vibes.

28.12.2025 18:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Happy Festivus to all who celebrate.

23.12.2025 13:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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two men standing next to each other with the words " i find your belief system fascinating " below them ALT: two men standing next to each other with the words " i find your belief system fascinating " below them

Me, a Jew, any time my wife or in laws describe anything about Catholicism.

23.12.2025 13:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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