if you work for a band this is a joke ofc. I am a professional who can be trusted to not climb up a tent rope, stand on a wheelie bin, hang off a railing, stand on someoneβs back, climb on a barrier, delete as applicable
15.10.2025 23:42 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
should have probably focussed on upper body strength training earlier in life given how often i seem to end up clinging onto something holding half a ton of slr camera
15.10.2025 23:37 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
kind of annoying when I have plans to sneak my slr places and security just doesnβt look through my bag. like. youβve just denied my my plans for shenanigans. my shenaniplans.
23.04.2025 18:55 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
agh I am so obsessed with the colours on this one ππ©·π€
07.04.2025 18:23 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
A semi-realistic painterly portrait of Peter Capaldi as the Twelfth Doctor. The color palette is made up largely of neon blues and pinks. The background is a abstract with neon shapes and gritty textures.
"Get me out of your starry eyes"
www.inprnt.com/gallery/neon...
#whosky #doctorwho #twelfthdoctor
21.11.2024 21:33 β π 161 π 49 π¬ 10 π 1
trying to figure out how to make a little charlie brooker the cat charm for one
07.04.2025 18:20 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
anyone else got a ticket to the black mirror thingy tomorrow? Iβm making friendship bracelets (obviously)
07.04.2025 18:18 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
just got so excited abt something I had the embarrassingly english reaction of having to Go And Make A Cup Of Tea About It
27.03.2025 13:01 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
come charity shopping in the south of england! we got (checks notes) baskets of jawbones and badger ribs
31.01.2025 23:44 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
i fear this is just a me thing (memories of frank turner mouthing ARE YOU OKAY at me)
15.11.2024 19:32 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
when did it become normal to hold slr cameras at arms length in front of you in the photo pit. why canβt you just hold your camera to your eye and trip over a bunch of wires and other people like god intended
15.11.2024 19:31 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Tad concerned this is like quitting smoking then trying a vape.
14.11.2024 10:21 β π 1259 π 134 π¬ 68 π 18
20.09.2023 11:09 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
every time I watch The Football I resonate more and more with the small children at the comedy footy match who were just screaming KICK IT! KICK IT! at mark watson
19.09.2023 18:29 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I was talking to Chris OβDowd while he was signing once and he signed my name instead of his
19.09.2023 18:27 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
another app I have to pretend to know how to use
19.09.2023 13:24 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I write books and do standup comedy and help run a production company. I was on Taskmaster. I am usually at Paddington station.
Author of the Rivers of London Series
They/Them
I draw sad old men and angry dogs
Lil π³οΈββ§οΈ gremlin. Raised by nature, much like a treehouse. Do comedi. Wicked cool.
https://linktr.ee/alex_franklin_secrets
8-11 July 2026. π³ Best Medium Festival, UK Festival Awards 2022, 2023, and 2024 π
bit.ly/TREES26
Writer, comedian, actor, puzzle-maker. I'm not really sure what the right word for that last one is.
For now, I'm only here to bags my name in case this one takes off. But I hope it does.
Music guy. Bristolian in spirit, if not accent. Dr Marten wearer. Intermittent francophone. New parent. He/him.
https://linktr.ee/dolanthology
Folk/Punk/Singer/Songwriter. Aaahh!! Real Records. http://b-sydes.bandcamp.com (he/him)
https://linktr.ee/bsydes
loud disabled academic whoβs obsessed with her dog. MA in celebrity & fan studies, currently a MLIS student. creator of spottedhounddesign. suffering mets and destiel fan. she/her.