The Jason Cinematic Universe

Meme image. President Trump, standing at a White House podium on January 20th 2026, holds a large stack of paper of "ACCOMPLISHMENTS" while he rambles incoherently for nearly 2 hours. Overlaid at the bottom is the classic silhouette of the players from MST3K, Mystery Science Theater 3000.

Thank you for taking the AI slop post down.

The heat in this photo has forced me to take my mains offline. It’s the ra…diation…

This is really disappointing, @trekmovie.bsky.social. Please don’t use AI generated slop. It steals from artists, it consumes natural resources that accelerates global climate change, and it fuels a corporate hegemony responsible for massive and ongoing misinformation and disinformation campaigns.

A husky dog is wide-eyed with his mouth open. He’s holding a stuffy between his paws. It’s Pun Dog!

Q: What do you call open-source hospitals?

A: Clinux!

Confirmed, my confirmation email showed up later, too.

uhhhh wut

Top 5 film genres:
-Kirk discovers who he is when he gets Spock
-Kirk discovers who he is when he loses Spock
-Kirk discovers who he is when he finds Spock
-Kirk discovers who he is when he helps Spock
-Kirk refuses to discover who he is because not Spock

You do now.

A gold model of the Enterprise-D is placed in front of a warmly lit Moroccan lamp. The gold glows in the reflection creating rich atmospheric display of a classic Star Trek starship.

“And all I ask is a tall ship and a star to steer her by.”

Also, Tasha's consciousness is trapped in Armus and the crew clone Sela's human half with temporal RNA to recreate Tasha's body and use her proto-mind meld abilities to restore Tasha but the battle with Armus blows up the planet and kills Sela. I call this movie "Star Trek: The Search For Tasha"

It's my headcanon that Sela was the force behind the cloning of Picard and the subsequent Reman rebellion in an attempt to seize power from a post-Dominion War Romulan Senate that wanted peace with the Federation.

The Golden Palace and The Shining.

Feelin’ better! Going to take my extra hour of night and watch an episode of Enterprise!

Watching Steve Jobs was fun because he had this weird glee about whatever he was showing off, especially when he could get an audience reaction that didn't feel mandated.

OTOH, Windows 95 was monumental, but you wouldn't know it from Bill Gates' keynote…featuring Jay Leno.

Caught up on my @firstflightpod.bsky.social listens while sick in bed. Highly recommended podcast for Trekkies who want a deeper appreciation of Enterprise, which I admit I didn't always have. Thank you to @abbymsommer.bsky.social and @shelfnerds.bsky.social for great work!

linktr.ee/FirstFlightPod

Who Moans For Morn?
The Measure Of A Man's 8 Inches!
Consensual Dom And Sub Rosa!

That's going on my tombstone.

“Come for the Star Trek, stay for Pon Farr”

From "Star Trek: Deep Space Nine". Worf lies on the ground as Jadzia straddles him, her hands around his throat. They look violently longingly into each other's eyes. Jesus Christ, this is hot.

From "Star Trek: Deep Space Nine". Quark lies on the ground as Grilka straddles him, her face inches from him. They look each other's eyes, sharing a smirk. She's going to tap that, possibly to death, and he's ok with it. [fans self at 5,000rpm]

From "Star Trek: Voyager". Janeway passionately kisses Kashyk. Their eyes are closed. Her fingers are gently in his hair. HNNNNNNNNGGG MOMMY!

From "Star Trek: The Current Generation". Spock and Kirk are doing battle. Spock is on the dirt ground with Kirk kneeling above him. Both of their hands are dangerously close at they each grip the long strong shaft of the lirpa. It is abundantly clear from how physical they get with each other that these two FUCK on the regular.

Agreed! Don't get me wrong, I love it when Star Trek gets sexy. I don't love it when Star Trek gets sexy for The Male Gaze™ or The Plot 🧼🧑‍🎤.

Like, Star Trek is definitely allowed to get horny, but there's a right way to do it:

Yeah I like getting lit…

LITerature to read
LITtle moments of joy to myself
Conspiring to get the eLITes out of power

YouTube video by AndyPlissken War Games score: History Lesson (updated, best version)

I once put this on replay for six hours and got SO MUCH done: www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFAG...

Not me cursing every mobile framework that puts UI/UX quality dead last, and then cursing the framework-addicted mobile devs who file UI/UX bugs under "won't fix" because they prefer command line anyway.

And it gets funnier every time I see it

When they make a movie about this era, the poster will be a swastika, but in comic sans font.

please unfollow me

The complete lack of monetization and algorithmic presentation.

Me showing up to bsky like