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If you do something, do it whole-assed. Half-assed is never acceptable. Ever. One terrified little blue dot in a humongous red state. ๐Ÿ”ต

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Exactly! Talking & asking questions always helps me.

28.01.2026 20:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Really understand that! People being friendly & kind makes everything a bit less stressful.

28.01.2026 19:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I hope everyone there took extra good care of you, That can make all the difference. ๐Ÿค—

28.01.2026 19:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Good thoughts coming your way! ๐Ÿฅฐ

28.01.2026 17:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So beautiful & very much appreciated. ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿฅฐ

26.01.2026 12:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ™„

25.01.2026 17:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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So proud of you Minneapolis. Heroes.

23.01.2026 23:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 890    ๐Ÿ” 260    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 26    ๐Ÿ“Œ 15

That is gorgeous! ๐ŸŒ™๐Ÿฅฐ

24.01.2026 11:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿง๐Ÿค—๐Ÿฅฐ

22.01.2026 10:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Personally, I have no idea how one would make furry cookie dough. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ

But I believe if it somehow occurs, it needs to be tossed out toot sweet. ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿ˜

21.01.2026 11:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think we are safe. ๐Ÿคซ

For now, anyway. ๐Ÿคž๐Ÿคญ

21.01.2026 11:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a woman is dancing in front of a microphone with the words `` already did '' written on the screen . ALT: a woman is dancing in front of a microphone with the words `` already did '' written on the screen .

๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚

21.01.2026 11:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you cross your eyes & squint, I guess he could look like cookie dough. ๐Ÿค”

Furry cookie dough, but cookie dough nonetheless! ๐Ÿช๐Ÿคญ

21.01.2026 11:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Guess who was on the Bravo talk show Watch What Happens Live a couple of nights ago!

I'm not going to tell you, but it rhymes with Tizzele Cryant.

Unfortunately she did not do her world famous GIF, dangnabbit. ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™„

21.01.2026 11:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A big ol' kiss from Oreo as well! ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿฅฐ

21.01.2026 11:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fabulous pic! ๐Ÿฅฐ

21.01.2026 08:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Right on!! โœŠ๐Ÿง๐Ÿ˜˜

20.01.2026 14:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a baby penguin is standing in the snow with the word yes written on it ALT: a baby penguin is standing in the snow with the word yes written on it

Oh contraire Fred Astaire, abso-freaking-lutely....

20.01.2026 12:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a poster for penguin day with penguins and a polar bear ALT: a poster for penguin day with penguins and a polar bear

Today is Penguin Awareness Day & in case you're unaware, I absolutely L๐Ÿ–คVE L๐ŸคVE L๐Ÿ–คVE all things penguin! ๐Ÿง๐Ÿ˜˜

How can you not?!?!? ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿฅฐ

20.01.2026 12:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 22    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a woman in a blue jacket is sitting in front of a door and says oh yes . ALT: a woman in a blue jacket is sitting in front of a door and says oh yes .

So so sorry, but...... ๐Ÿ˜

20.01.2026 10:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Martin Luther King Day ๐Ÿ•Š๏ธโš–๏ธโค๏ธ

19.01.2026 14:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Benji, I have no doubt that you're a pawesome sous chef! ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿณ๐Ÿ˜˜

17.01.2026 06:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh Bronson, being cute & adorkable is a hard job. Rest up little one. ๐Ÿฅฐ

17.01.2026 05:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nothing runs like a Deere, Rugie! You look smashing in Grampa's hat. ๐Ÿฅฐ

16.01.2026 12:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Gooooooooo Thunder, go!!!! ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿฅฐ

16.01.2026 00:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Gotta side with Mom on this, Rugie - you do look especially cute. And honestly, your eye aversion only makes you cuter. ๐Ÿฅฐ

14.01.2026 23:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm doing cartwheels in my head - good news is so very welcome! ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ˜˜

14.01.2026 23:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hip hooray for you & Thunder - forward steps!! ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿฅฐ

14.01.2026 22:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You are a peach! ๐Ÿคญ

13.01.2026 11:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The answer is "no, it can't get any better!" ๐Ÿง๐Ÿฅฐ

13.01.2026 11:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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