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Chicken fried

27.01.2026 22:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Poached

27.01.2026 22:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Chat, are we cooked?

27.01.2026 22:09 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

“We might get away with it for a while, but sooner or later this combustible mixture of ignorance and power is going to blow up in our faces.”

-Carl Sagan (The Demon-haunted world)

26.01.2026 04:58 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Alex Pretti was a colleague at the VA. We hired him to recruit for our trial. He became an ICU nurse- I lover working with him. He was a good kind person who lived to help and these fuckers executed him.

White. Hot. Rage.

24.01.2026 19:31 — 👍 60681    🔁 18920    💬 1406    📌 741
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24.01.2026 21:03 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Apparently it isn’t okay anymore

24.01.2026 21:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

A white male citizen lawfully carrying his weapon has been killed by the government.

If there isn’t a better litmus test than this, I’m not sure if there ever will be.

A blatant attack on his first and second amendment rights. Tried and executed without due process of law.

24.01.2026 20:50 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

“My money don’t jiggle jiggle” >>>>> “SIX SEVen”

08.01.2026 15:12 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You know how you feel about Star Wars?

Your kids are going to feel that way about Stranger Things.

Don’t ruin it for them because you have unrealistic expectations.

05.01.2026 15:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Y’all have been watching Steanger Things Theories for a year on Tik Tok and now you’re upset that they were correct.

Steve should have died so you’d be upset for a reason.

#StrangerThings

01.01.2026 16:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Footlong chili cheese coney, cheddar bites with ranch, and a cherry limeade

29.12.2025 03:19 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

For us it was 3 brown bag specials.

2 meals for $7, dad got 2 burgers.

29.12.2025 00:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'm 15, so my mom is getting the 5 for $5 deal 😒

29.12.2025 00:02 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Chili cheese dog meal, just like I do now. Or the hickory burger, but that’s gone now. Sometimes cheddar bites. I used to get strawberry shakes there too but I can only handle braums ice cream now

29.12.2025 00:03 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Supersonic cheeseburger, nothing on it but hickory sauce, chili cheese tots and a cherry Dr Pepper.

29.12.2025 00:06 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Fridgerettes

29.12.2025 00:44 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

3-5 chicken strips depending on who you knew.
French fries.
Two corners of Texas Toast
One of the best damn fried-to-perfection made-to-order onion rings for dessert.

And …

EFFIN WHITE GRAVY TO DIP IT ALL IN

IT WAS PERFECT!!!

29.12.2025 00:11 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The thing they took from us.

My sweet baby boy.

The chicken strip dinner and a route 44 Dr Pepper.

29.12.2025 00:01 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

It’s 1998 and you pull into a Sonic.

What are you ordering?

29.12.2025 00:00 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 1
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It’s too damn hot to be Christmas.

25.12.2025 15:54 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

My completely useless super power is that I I only have to use a public bathroom when it’s being cleaned. Not before, not after, during.

24.12.2025 00:40 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Good game Bama.

Good Season Sooners.

Boomer Sooner!

That hurts.

20.12.2025 04:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Imagine be so secure in your product quality that you use Comic Sans on the packaging.

There is gold in this tub.

12.12.2025 19:04 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Boomer Sooner! Y’all!

08.12.2025 18:02 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Tate Sandell appreciates your vote

08.12.2025 17:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I hope so. Because I don’t feel like our offense can win us a game if necessary.

08.12.2025 15:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

From experience, absolutely

08.12.2025 15:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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