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Jayson Crothers

@jaycrodop.bsky.social

Tall. Regrettably a coffee snob. Cinematographer. Moms and dogs seem to always like me. If you're drinking Starbucks I'm undoubtedly judging you. My favorite colors are grey & yellow. Yes, that profile photo is a bit outdated. www.jaysoncrothers.com

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Post image 19.02.2025 16:38 β€” πŸ‘ 23102    πŸ” 7324    πŸ’¬ 568    πŸ“Œ 227
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Math is hard

19.02.2025 02:11 β€” πŸ‘ 47285    πŸ” 7950    πŸ’¬ 1935    πŸ“Œ 588
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@juliusgoat.bsky.social

17.02.2025 20:02 β€” πŸ‘ 56504    πŸ” 14894    πŸ’¬ 681    πŸ“Œ 586

Herman Melville's "Moby Dick" has perhaps the most memorable opening line in all of Western literature: "I hope you motherfuckers like reading about whales"

16.02.2025 03:29 β€” πŸ‘ 18527    πŸ” 2015    πŸ’¬ 478    πŸ“Œ 123

I’m doing a new performance art piece where I follow all of RFK, Jr.’s medical advice until I die. It is an extremely limited run.

13.02.2025 18:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1460    πŸ” 100    πŸ’¬ 53    πŸ“Œ 7

Elon's the kid who had a Super Nintendo AND a Sega Genesis, but still no one wanted to come over.

13.02.2025 22:30 β€” πŸ‘ 10231    πŸ” 1195    πŸ’¬ 268    πŸ“Œ 67
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Jan. 6 video evidence has 'disappeared' from public access, media coalition says A coalition of news organizations said in a court filing that video exhibits from a Jan. 6 riot case had "disappeared" from a government platform that provided access to evidence used in court.

A coalition of news organizations said in a court filing that video exhibits from a Jan. 6 riot case had "disappeared" from a government platform that provided access to evidence used in court.

11.02.2025 22:33 β€” πŸ‘ 22035    πŸ” 10123    πŸ’¬ 1133    πŸ“Œ 991

If you immediately started calling the Gulf of Mexico the "Gulf of America" because someone told you it was it's new name, YOU ARE VERY CAPABLE OF RESPECTING TRANS PEOPLE'S NAMES & PRONOUNS.

11.02.2025 22:46 β€” πŸ‘ 313    πŸ” 74    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 4
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Daily task: ❌❌BOYCOTT AMAZON! ❌❌

This is a tough one I know but here are some other options!

βœ… Costco.com βœ… Famers markets βœ… Thrivemarket.com
βœ… CVS.com βœ… Trader Joe's βœ… Ulta.com
βœ… Poshmark.com βœ… NewEgg.com βœ… Ikea.com

Art by @trilemma.bsky.social - love it! πŸ’™

Please SHARE‼️‼️

#fuckjeffbezos πŸ–•

10.02.2025 17:07 β€” πŸ‘ 14445    πŸ” 3861    πŸ’¬ 761    πŸ“Œ 276
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So naturally, you know what to doβ€¦πŸ‘‡

Enjoy. 😎✨

04.02.2025 10:03 β€” πŸ‘ 15928    πŸ” 8010    πŸ’¬ 791    πŸ“Œ 469
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FACT CHECK: Canada has already announced this plan BEFORE Trump announced his tariffs.

03.02.2025 22:02 β€” πŸ‘ 4259    πŸ” 1210    πŸ’¬ 198    πŸ“Œ 125

Prompt with nothing other than your name and watch how surreal things get really fast.

03.02.2025 20:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Big congratulations to my dear friend Zack Ward - last night he won at the Film Threat Awards for his wonderful film β€œKeepers of the 5 Kingdoms”. It was the very definition of a labor of love and it’s a delightful family film.

03.02.2025 16:48 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Are the next 4 years really going to be logging on everyday to sentences like "a 19 year old doge intern called Big Balls has your social security number" because I'm already at capacity for this sort of thing

03.02.2025 04:29 β€” πŸ‘ 38275    πŸ” 6205    πŸ’¬ 574    πŸ“Œ 204

For clarity, I chose these 4 images because Bluesky only allows 4 per post. These show a progression over the course of about 15 generations.

02.02.2025 20:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Seeing what AI does with a lack of instructions fascinates me. I prompted Midjourney to create an image of β€œa coffee mug in a white void”. Then I continued to prompt it to zoom out, over and over and over. As you can see, it began getting weird.

02.02.2025 20:30 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

To recap, Trump:

-Forced out the FAA chief at Musk's insistence
-Imposed a hiring freeze that reportedly included air traffic controllers
-Fired the TSA head and gutted a key aviation safety committee
-Blamed the DCA crash on DEI

This is disastrous leadership.

31.01.2025 00:26 β€” πŸ‘ 12455    πŸ” 3636    πŸ’¬ 421    πŸ“Œ 152
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Gonna tell the kids this was RFK Jr.

29.01.2025 19:47 β€” πŸ‘ 10587    πŸ” 1443    πŸ’¬ 734    πŸ“Œ 151
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I was at Panavision Woodland Hills on Friday and passed the display case holding the β€œLawrence of Arabia” lens built by Tak Miyagishima and George Kraemer to film a mirage on the 65mm Super Panavision camera. I remember Freddie Young, BSC writing that it looked like a firehose nozzle!

27.01.2025 04:43 β€” πŸ‘ 43    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Congratulations to this year’s Cinematography nominees for the Academy Awards!

Emilia PΓ©rez- Paul Guilhaume

Dune: Part Two - Greig Fraser

Maria - Ed Lachman

Nosferatu - Jarin Blaschke

The Brutalist - Lol Crawley

24.01.2025 03:12 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

One thing about me is that I will fight Nazis until I’m six feet in the ground.

24.01.2025 01:24 β€” πŸ‘ 150657    πŸ” 19399    πŸ’¬ 4230    πŸ“Œ 1978

Mark!!!!! Heeeeelllllllooooooo!

23.01.2025 18:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Helloooooo? Who’s this?

23.01.2025 18:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Great minds think alike? 😁

23.01.2025 18:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well Aloha Melvina!

23.01.2025 02:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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A year before Michael Polish and I began shooting β€œThere/There” we had a collection of reference images in a look book. We never revisited them before we actually shot the film, so imagine my shock when I later realized we entirely, and unintentionally, recreated one of our old reference paintings.

22.01.2025 23:41 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh. Hello there. Welcome to my spot on the interwebs.

22.01.2025 22:55 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

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