Jayson Crothers

Math is hard

@juliusgoat.bsky.social

Herman Melville's "Moby Dick" has perhaps the most memorable opening line in all of Western literature: "I hope you motherfuckers like reading about whales"

I’m doing a new performance art piece where I follow all of RFK, Jr.’s medical advice until I die. It is an extremely limited run.

Elon's the kid who had a Super Nintendo AND a Sega Genesis, but still no one wanted to come over.

Jan. 6 video evidence has 'disappeared' from public access, media coalition says A coalition of news organizations said in a court filing that video exhibits from a Jan. 6 riot case had "disappeared" from a government platform that provided access to evidence used in court.

A coalition of news organizations said in a court filing that video exhibits from a Jan. 6 riot case had "disappeared" from a government platform that provided access to evidence used in court.

If you immediately started calling the Gulf of Mexico the "Gulf of America" because someone told you it was it's new name, YOU ARE VERY CAPABLE OF RESPECTING TRANS PEOPLE'S NAMES & PRONOUNS.

Daily task: ❌❌BOYCOTT AMAZON! ❌❌

This is a tough one I know but here are some other options!

✅ Costco.com ✅ Famers markets ✅ Thrivemarket.com
✅ CVS.com ✅ Trader Joe's ✅ Ulta.com
✅ Poshmark.com ✅ NewEgg.com ✅ Ikea.com

Art by @trilemma.bsky.social - love it! 💙

Please SHARE‼️‼️

#fuckjeffbezos 🖕

So naturally, you know what to do…👇

Enjoy. 😎✨

FACT CHECK: Canada has already announced this plan BEFORE Trump announced his tariffs.

Prompt with nothing other than your name and watch how surreal things get really fast.

Big congratulations to my dear friend Zack Ward - last night he won at the Film Threat Awards for his wonderful film “Keepers of the 5 Kingdoms”. It was the very definition of a labor of love and it’s a delightful family film.

Are the next 4 years really going to be logging on everyday to sentences like "a 19 year old doge intern called Big Balls has your social security number" because I'm already at capacity for this sort of thing

For clarity, I chose these 4 images because Bluesky only allows 4 per post. These show a progression over the course of about 15 generations.

Seeing what AI does with a lack of instructions fascinates me. I prompted Midjourney to create an image of “a coffee mug in a white void”. Then I continued to prompt it to zoom out, over and over and over. As you can see, it began getting weird.

To recap, Trump:

-Forced out the FAA chief at Musk's insistence
-Imposed a hiring freeze that reportedly included air traffic controllers
-Fired the TSA head and gutted a key aviation safety committee
-Blamed the DCA crash on DEI

This is disastrous leadership.

Gonna tell the kids this was RFK Jr.

I was at Panavision Woodland Hills on Friday and passed the display case holding the “Lawrence of Arabia” lens built by Tak Miyagishima and George Kraemer to film a mirage on the 65mm Super Panavision camera. I remember Freddie Young, BSC writing that it looked like a firehose nozzle!

Congratulations to this year’s Cinematography nominees for the Academy Awards!

Emilia Pérez- Paul Guilhaume

Dune: Part Two - Greig Fraser

Maria - Ed Lachman

Nosferatu - Jarin Blaschke

The Brutalist - Lol Crawley

One thing about me is that I will fight Nazis until I’m six feet in the ground.

Mark!!!!! Heeeeelllllllooooooo!

Helloooooo? Who’s this?

Great minds think alike? 😁

Well Aloha Melvina!

A year before Michael Polish and I began shooting “There/There” we had a collection of reference images in a look book. We never revisited them before we actually shot the film, so imagine my shock when I later realized we entirely, and unintentionally, recreated one of our old reference paintings.

Oh. Hello there. Welcome to my spot on the interwebs.