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Sailor, Captain, Rigger, Warped Nitwit All tweets reflect the express opinion of Palantir and Tesla.

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I can also confirm conversations in person, especially sailing, are very Captain Ron heavy. I won Captain Ron trivia in the Bahamas

04.02.2026 03:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Gulag is the moderate position

03.02.2026 23:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
SHOCKING FEDERAL COURT MOMENT: DOJ attorney Julie Le, "The system sucks, this job sucks" to Judge Jerry Blackwell who pressed her on why so many court orders are being ignored by ICE/Trump admin. She asked to be held in contempt just so she could get 24 hours of sleep. @FOX9

SHOCKING FEDERAL COURT MOMENT: DOJ attorney Julie Le, "The system sucks, this job sucks" to Judge Jerry Blackwell who pressed her on why so many court orders are being ignored by ICE/Trump admin. She asked to be held in contempt just so she could get 24 hours of sleep. @FOX9

This is unreal. An AUSA talking like that in open court is about as close as you can come to a total breakdown. Never heard of anything like it.

03.02.2026 20:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10585    ๐Ÿ” 3190    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 282    ๐Ÿ“Œ 856

Republicans are nazi rapist pedophile human traffickers and collaborators on Russian payroll.

Susan Collins loves nazi rapist pedophile human traffickers that work for Russia.

So does any Democrat that votes with them.

To hell with calling them weird, no more coddling. Call them for what they are

03.02.2026 22:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 56    ๐Ÿ” 15    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I read this, and I almost regret it. What do you even do with the knowledge that Epstein wanted and was trying to engineer societal breakdown via far right populism bc he thought it would benefit his sex trafficking business?

03.02.2026 10:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2852    ๐Ÿ” 821    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 50    ๐Ÿ“Œ 53
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Knitters & Crocheters! If you have things you've made but don't wear and/or yarn you're looking to use up, consider sending them to Chicago mutual aid at @katmabu.bsky.social Kat Abughazaleh's office at 7016 N Clark St!

03.02.2026 13:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 165    ๐Ÿ” 42    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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This Guy Sucked | Patreon A podcast where historians can finally be haters.

We donโ€™t negotiate ludicrous or expensive contracts, we donโ€™t make people pay to come on the show, and I have the final say on everything. Itโ€™s only possible because of the showโ€™s financial structure.

With that in mind, it would rock if more people joined our Patreon!

patreon.com/thisguysucked

03.02.2026 14:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Incrementalists take it on the chin again. This is why they hate Mamdani. He's giving up the game that people in power HAVE POWER and don't solely exist to beg you for $5 every day. He's ruining the Democratic Party by showing voters that they have the power to do stuff instead of crouching in fear

02.02.2026 17:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5364    ๐Ÿ” 1517    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 27    ๐Ÿ“Œ 25
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A more somber review of Melania to juxtapose with the gut buster ep of @killthecomputer.com we just recorded that Iโ€™m posting later

03.02.2026 02:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 151    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You do it to build public pressure on other members of Congress to support it, which is the first step of achieving it. Avoiding mention of it and helping maintain the veneer of normal government functioning (when in reality we're in crisis) does the opposite

02.02.2026 14:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1854    ๐Ÿ” 228    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 34    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

If you campaigned for the presidency on a promise to destroy these assholes, you would win a landslide the size of FDR in 1936, when he campaigned on a promise to destroy these assholes.

03.02.2026 00:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19784    ๐Ÿ” 6043    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 678    ๐Ÿ“Œ 161
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Iโ€™m sorry but what did libertarians think that the anonymous money laundering racism coin that you could only functionally use for illicit activity was doing other than this, exactly

02.02.2026 19:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11368    ๐Ÿ” 3661    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 147    ๐Ÿ“Œ 180

YES

YYYEEEEESSSS

03.02.2026 01:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

[upbeat zohran voice] I'm here at the Palace of Justice in Nuremberg, Germany, where 80 years ago some important progressive work started [smash cut] but hasn't ended. So here's what we're doing:

02.02.2026 22:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8059    ๐Ÿ” 1492    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 35    ๐Ÿ“Œ 25

Nope!

02.02.2026 17:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

It's pretty amazing to me the amount of shit that apparently you can Just Do as an NYC mayor. It makes basically every other American politician look like an incompetent loser.

What do you mean there was just a button that reversed wage theft? Why wasn't and isn't everyone hitting it all the time??

02.02.2026 10:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9280    ๐Ÿ” 2868    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 72    ๐Ÿ“Œ 42

Whenever you see a story about how liberals aren't making their conservative peers feel welcome enough, this is who they're talking about.

02.02.2026 05:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7707    ๐Ÿ” 2330    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 101    ๐Ÿ“Œ 27
Schumer:
"I have many jobs as leader.. and one is to fight for aid to Israel โ€” all the aid that Israel needs. I will continue to fight for it.
ยซWe delivered more security assistance to Israel, our ally, under my leadership than ever, ever before. We will keep doing that."

Schumer: "I have many jobs as leader.. and one is to fight for aid to Israel โ€” all the aid that Israel needs. I will continue to fight for it. ยซWe delivered more security assistance to Israel, our ally, under my leadership than ever, ever before. We will keep doing that."

Doesn't seem like this should be his job

01.02.2026 23:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6432    ๐Ÿ” 1080    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 248    ๐Ÿ“Œ 368

The priest at my church got beat up at an anti-ICE protest on the peninsula this week, and when he showed up for Mass today with a black eye all the church ladies swooned like they had seen a Backstreet Boy.

01.02.2026 19:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6962    ๐Ÿ” 1110    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 75    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is how Tom Homan reacts to losing a court case to free a medically fragile 5-year-old who was used as bait to lure his dad so they could be imprisoned in a measles factory. Fuck any de-escalation stories that come out.

02.02.2026 13:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3138    ๐Ÿ” 1069    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 18    ๐Ÿ“Œ 10

this admin has impeccable comedic timing in the sense that everyone immediately does the worst possible thing they could do given their job title, e.g. that head of info security who put a bunch of classified files into web chatGPT, or the director of intelligence doing whatever this ends up being

02.02.2026 13:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 659    ๐Ÿ” 80    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

The fact that both are quite experiencedโ€”8 years and 12 years with CBPโ€”is yet more evidence that CBP should be abolished and all of its agents fired. There's no way to "reform" or "retrain" that, it's just a violent gang with badges.

01.02.2026 21:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4435    ๐Ÿ” 1281    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 66    ๐Ÿ“Œ 38

Thinking about whoever said that by accepting a meal from people and then arresting them ICE agents broke a cultural taboo that was invented by, like, the first humans to set up a tent

01.02.2026 16:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9517    ๐Ÿ” 2002    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 114    ๐Ÿ“Œ 171
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Two CBP Agents Identified in Alex Pretti Shooting The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raym...

BREAKING: The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raymundo Gutierrez.

01.02.2026 21:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 35110    ๐Ÿ” 17451    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2302    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2271

And so, to work, comrades! Let us not lose precious time!

01.02.2026 19:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 119    ๐Ÿ” 30    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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FBI official doesn't know where Wisconsin is, per Epstein release.

"I just googled because I really didnt know lol. Looks northwest of Chicago"

01.02.2026 18:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1513    ๐Ÿ” 243    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 72    ๐Ÿ“Œ 52
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episode of @killthecomputer.com going up tonight we talked about the new epstein file release and caleb is getting creative editing my โ€œdeath threatsโ€ against the pedophile elite

01.02.2026 03:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 756    ๐Ÿ” 83    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 19    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

JUST IN: Democrats flip a red seat in the Texas Senate.

Taylor Rehmet wins against Leigh Wambsganss, a conservative activist who helped lead right-wing efforts to take over TX school boards.

With all early vote, and 95% of precincts, in, Dem up 57/43.

Trump won this seat by 17% in Tarrant County.

01.02.2026 05:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10047    ๐Ÿ” 2255    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 163    ๐Ÿ“Œ 619
serial ephemera says:

Thematically speaking, the most important thing Terry Pratchett taught me was the concept of militant decency. The idea that you can look at the world and its flaws and its injustices and its cruelties and get deeply, intensely angry, and that you can turn that into energy for doing the right thing and making the world a better place. He taught me that the anger itself is not the part I should be fighting. Nobody in my life ever said that before.

serial ephemera says: Thematically speaking, the most important thing Terry Pratchett taught me was the concept of militant decency. The idea that you can look at the world and its flaws and its injustices and its cruelties and get deeply, intensely angry, and that you can turn that into energy for doing the right thing and making the world a better place. He taught me that the anger itself is not the part I should be fighting. Nobody in my life ever said that before.

31.01.2026 15:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Popping out of the vehicle guns drawn and pointing them at a legal observer exercising her constitutional rights.

Everything about this is reckless, dangerous, the opposite of law & order and keeping anyone safeโ€ฆ how do people see this and not see masked secret police style terror on US streets

31.01.2026 19:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2027    ๐Ÿ” 536    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 55    ๐Ÿ“Œ 13

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