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Latest posts by papagarbage.bsky.social on Bluesky

it works!

29.01.2026 05:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

yessss

29.01.2026 04:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

drake maye is a complete sentence

29.01.2026 04:58 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

yeah, as soon as one figured out how to turn with the back tires

29.01.2026 04:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

can i say something about ilhan omar that's going to make everyone mad at me

29.01.2026 04:33 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

no the fuck i am not

29.01.2026 04:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

beastie boys voice

🎀two feeding stations
🎀and one shit box

29.01.2026 04:25 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

skill issue

29.01.2026 04:14 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i hated being unbalanced

29.01.2026 04:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it made me laugh. im like, ok, this is about as good as it's going to get

29.01.2026 04:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

metallica voice

🎀sleep with one hole open🎸
🎀gripping your pillow tight🎸

29.01.2026 04:04 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

counter:

bubble water

29.01.2026 03:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

go time

29.01.2026 03:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

they suck it all up for analysis later no escape

29.01.2026 03:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

earnest response

my "5ft outside of my skull and to the right side rear" tinnitus FUCKING MOVED INSIDE OF MY HEAD AND BECAME THE SAME IN BOTH EARS

it's now slightly louder but balanced and has been rendered into something significantly less bothersome than before, in a weird and wonderful way

29.01.2026 03:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

none

29.01.2026 03:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

nfl update

bill polian is a grade A piece of shit

back to you in the studio, denguΓ©

29.01.2026 03:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

1 - 10: The Boner

29.01.2026 03:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

palindromic

29.01.2026 03:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ask me what happened when the anger i felt at my unilateral tinnitus/hyperacusis was transmuted and all sorted out forever

29.01.2026 02:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

lawrence welk voice: and now, we hear tennessee ernie ford sing a sweet old melody: the old rugged thong

29.01.2026 02:46 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

same. whatever

29.01.2026 02:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

if you think your opsec routine is going to keep the feds from intercepting your communication data you are mistaken unless you're bill binney or equivalent

29.01.2026 02:22 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

caution: the san diego winter sun still works

29.01.2026 02:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

tis a netflix series, please consume a polonium sampler

29.01.2026 02:14 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

cbs evening news with tony decouplin'

29.01.2026 02:12 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

breaking news

the new apple tv series Breakers is about surfers; NOT about competitive flatulence; which of course really bums me out

29.01.2026 02:08 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

another kilogram of creamy peanut butter down the hatch

28.01.2026 23:32 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it raining brb again u really gotta see this beast

28.01.2026 23:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

they hated us. @mollieg.bsky.social got me. no chill

28.01.2026 23:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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