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a man is laughing with his mouth open in the dark . Alt: John Mouthmadness finishing up going insane

Jeffrey Epstein Sent Five Nights At Freddy's Porn Via 4Chan
jeffrey epstein sent five nights at freddy's porn via 4chan
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listen here you stupid leftoid, if you just voted blue in 2024, ICE would be ruining the lives of immigrant families quietly and efficiently in a way where we wouldn't have to hear about it on the news

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Crusher Crusher Crusher, 19th century new york slang for the police. see also; rozza pigs the filth copper ya hear? mcgloin, the dirty pigeon, has become a crusher. by meniven December 12, 2003

Hm.

pointed my guydex at this and the screen cracked? and a bunch of black goo poured out?

Elon Musk @elonmusk Hitler was a far left socialist. His party was called the national socialists. HotSotin @HotSotin North Korea is a democracy. Its name is Democratic People's Republic. B.Roll.Benny @brollbenny urinal cakes are for eating, it has cake in the name

You can’t tell me we have a functioning economic system when the richest man in human history is one of the most profoundly stupid people in human history

She inspect the frogge

inspect frogge

Floofy white/calico cat perched on a stone table above snowy ground. A figurine of a stone frogge sits next to her

Snow floof

the kids and the commies are always right, nobody ever listens to them and nobody ever learns a single lesson from being completely wrong about everything all the time because capitalism gives them headpats and belly rubs for refusing to change

xkcd 635, Locke and Demosthenes

xkcd implied bloggers/podcasters wouldn't rule the world and i really wish that had held true

these people never had any intention of battling a tyrannical government, they wanted to be able to accuse minorities at the walmart of shoplifting and then execute them for it

Wish I wasn't so slow to learn lessons like "if you delete the discover feed you'll see less shit that ruins your day".

Mike recine tweet: I used to watch Charlie Kirk say stuff like this and wonder why nothing bad ever happened to him. But then he got shot and everyone fucked his wife. ... Matt Walsh © @MattWalshBlog • 11h This lesbian agitator gave her life to protect 68 IQ Somali scammers who couldn't give less of a shit about her. The most disgraceful and humiliating end a person could possibly meet.

Better to be judged by twelve than carried by six but also don't worry you won't be judged by twelve either

I'd give anything to switch to the timeline where he got elected in '16. It must be every bit as stupid and dysfunctional over there, but like twenty times more funny

Florida Passes Law Granting Viruses Personhood

Florida Passes Law Granting Viruses Personhood https://theonion.com/florida-passes-law-granting-viruses-personhood/

sleepy smoosh

Senate-exist-for-purposes-other-than-laundering-fascist-goals Challenge: Impossible Difficulty

When this is all said and done Sam Altman must be tried, convicted, and **** ** *** **** ***** ****, preferably in a public square while subjected to the jeers and rotten fruit thrown by the populace

"of real people" is doing its share of work, too

i have a confession to make:
i've been using bluesky even though i'm underage. i'm only 37.

fuckyoumean we're only two weeks into the year

Iconic duos through history:
Peanut butter and chocolate
Apple and cinnamon
Nazis and meth

Just gonna find... go there, hit that, there we go

Hey just a heads up, I don't know if you recorded this screengrab yourself, but you might be doxing yourself with that billing notification that pops up halfway through

Star Tribune identifies ICE agent who fatally shot woman in Minneapolis Jonathan Ross was dragged in a separate incident last year by a fleeing driver, according to court records.

The murderer’s name is Jonathan Ross. www.startribune.com/ice-agent-wh...

BAD! (laudatory)

What in the Gestapo is going on in Grand Rapids?

Watch this activist get arrested *mid-interview* for speaking out against U.S. action in Venezuela.