That's No Moon

look at my opposition dawg

they don’t even know what a harbor freight is

and cishets act like we're the weird ones???

i don't even like lemonade but i wanted to try it so bad

it's tough to be bisexual in this economy, juggling 3 drinks is like $15

the rest of my life is gonna be every month or 2 getting a text or pm like "hey i saw your old tweet on ____ and it had a bunch of updoots and imbeciles arguing in the comments"

me and who,

just saw a lineman with a cowboy hardhat, dudes rock

i know right, there's so many other examples of fast food that's declined in quality

they had an entire ad campaign about how they were committed to making their pizza taste better than cardboard

dominos is an extremely funny example to be nostalgic about because they famously changed their recipe in the 00s because while they got great marks on service the most common complaint they used to get was their core product tasted like dogshit

I MISSED IT YESTERDAY BUT I'VE BEEN ON ESTROGEN 3 YEARS NOW

wow estrogen really hit you like a train, happy anniversary

one of the hormones of all time

i usually find the metalheads at metal shows or out in the wild wearing metal merch but yeah sure

you've graduated out of babytrans status for a while now but 3 years is the official end of the probation period where you can now only blame yourself if you're cringe

also congrats on 3 years! I'm sure i said this last year but how are we like 3 days apart on hrt start date 😭

i know which way this one is gonna go for you, and like, fair, but also you're wrong

luna at the post office in her mail carrier uniform

i was told i look cute in my uniform, chat do we agree

tofu looking exceptionally small

SHES SO SMALL 😭😭😭😭😭

picture of a girl with red hair being held by a girl with blue hair and they’re kissing the girl with red hair says “trans vampires” and the girl with blue hair says “me identifying as a vampire hunter but like a novice hunter that’s in way over their head and they go to the vampire’s castle unprepared and fall under their thrall and” the rest of the text is purposely cut off

luna at the post office in her mail carrier uniform

i was told i look cute in my uniform, chat do we agree

we all start somewhere

well okay unless it's hot,

i would never tell a woman not to do something

chiitan a real one look at how unsteamed that flag is

if it gets Gemini off my phone then yes, it is

the first time i went to China i was lucky enough to visit a Walmart there and watched an old man get into a physical altercation with one of the employees over something he thought should have been cheaper and it warmed my heart to see some things transcend borders

we all start somewhere