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Homer Simpson hugging a rotten sandwich

IR Realists saying farewell to the Rational Actor Assumption

They’re doing cyber privateer discourse on Twitter again it seems

F. Scott Fitzgerald: In my book I invented Gatsby lifestyle as a cautionary tale

The president: At long last, we have created the Gatsby lifestyle from the classic novel The Great Gatsby

a cartoon of batman standing in front of a table with beakers on it ALT: a cartoon of batman standing in front of a table with beakers on it

I love Golang

Binja has been trying to analyze a vampire bat sample for 12 hours 🥲

Shot / chaser

3D printers: WE NEED YOU! If you have a printer, start making whistles for your community. Volunteers of ours have been printing and passing them out across communities, over 200 have been handed out so far!

People of Illinois, we need your help.

Get your cell phones out – record what you see. Put it on social media. Peacefully ask for badge numbers and identification. Speak up for your neighbors.

We need to let the world know this is happening – and that we won’t stand for it.

The Sleuthcon CFP idea fairy came early this year

Don't apologise for your dog showing up during the Zoom, apologise for hiding him all this time

Honestly surprised we got “legalize asbestos” before “legalize smoking in restaurants”

YouTube video by IGN The Expanse: Osiris Reborn - Official Announcement Trailer

bad day to be an inyalowda www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyXG...

Thotcon 0xd Presentation Resources The following are my slides from my Thotcon 0xd presentation:

Thank you to everyone who came out to my Thotcon talk on Saturday! Slides are posted here: www.intelcorgi.com/thotcon-0xd-...

JD Vance broke the National Championship trophy, then visited the Pope who died the next day, then visited India and a terrorist attack happened and war broke out, then endorsed his brother for mayor who lost 83-11%.

What’s next on the agenda?

everything is computer

I hate x64 malware. I hate Golang malware. I hate x64 Golang malware.

Fuck it, we ball (putting pop os on a cheap thinkpad)

I hate how bulky my 16in work laptop is, but actually being able to have two documents / apps side by side actually feels productive

I’ve been agonizing over buying a new laptop for the last 6 years, and the thing that causes me the most frustration (besides terrible build quality / price) is committing to 14 vs 16 inches

If Russia wants peace, they should end the invasion.

Five things I did memo:

1. Saw things you wouldn't believe.
2. Saw attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion.
3. Watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate.
4. Lost those moments in time like tears in rain.
5. Checked to see if it was time to die.

Idk about y’all but I don’t plan on giving RU ops a free pass into our customer networks just because some ding dong says they aren’t a threat

If anything I might just wanna burn them with more prejudice out of spite for both regimes

Trump berates Zelensky, the leader of a democratic country courageously fighting Russian imperialism, while he allies himself with Putin, a dictator who started the bloodiest European war in 80 years.

Sorry, President Trump. We believe in democracy, not authoritarianism.

Dear OPM, here’s 5 things I did last week:

- Made 3 rings for the eleven kings under the sky

- Made 9 for mortal men doomed to die

- Made 7 for the dwarf lords in their house of stone

- Made 1 ring to rule them all

- Went TDY to Mordor where the shadows lie

My YARA rule for detecting the b64 routine seen in the Coyote Banking Trojan

The entire infection chain for Coyote https://www.fortinet.com/blog/threat-research/coyote-banking-trojan-a-stealthy-attack-via-lnk-files

Postponing PMRP prep with my second rule for #100DaysOfYARA. This one focuses on finding the B64 decoding routine seen in the final stages of the Coyote Banking Trojan. www.fortinet.com/blog/threat-...

My illegal Pinkerton is driving me to my illegal hotel while the hallucination machine in my phone summarizes the emails my coworkers wrote using their hallucination machines. My burrito travels separately in its own limo. This is innovation and normal.

No, dipshit, but your values tell you who to shoot, under what circumstances, and why… in NATO in particular, it also helps you determine who you stand with when someone starts shooting at them.

What an incompetent, unqualified, boob.

“Why don’t they play popular music at the Super Bowl anymore.”

— Man who thinks 1996 was 10 years ago.