IntelCorgi

Honestly surprised we got “legalize asbestos” before “legalize smoking in restaurants”

YouTube video by IGN The Expanse: Osiris Reborn - Official Announcement Trailer

bad day to be an inyalowda www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyXG...

Thotcon 0xd Presentation Resources The following are my slides from my Thotcon 0xd presentation:

Thank you to everyone who came out to my Thotcon talk on Saturday! Slides are posted here: www.intelcorgi.com/thotcon-0xd-...

JD Vance broke the National Championship trophy, then visited the Pope who died the next day, then visited India and a terrorist attack happened and war broke out, then endorsed his brother for mayor who lost 83-11%.

What’s next on the agenda?

everything is computer

I hate x64 malware. I hate Golang malware. I hate x64 Golang malware.

Fuck it, we ball (putting pop os on a cheap thinkpad)

I hate how bulky my 16in work laptop is, but actually being able to have two documents / apps side by side actually feels productive

I’ve been agonizing over buying a new laptop for the last 6 years, and the thing that causes me the most frustration (besides terrible build quality / price) is committing to 14 vs 16 inches

If Russia wants peace, they should end the invasion.

Five things I did memo:

1. Saw things you wouldn't believe.
2. Saw attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion.
3. Watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate.
4. Lost those moments in time like tears in rain.
5. Checked to see if it was time to die.

Idk about y’all but I don’t plan on giving RU ops a free pass into our customer networks just because some ding dong says they aren’t a threat

If anything I might just wanna burn them with more prejudice out of spite for both regimes

Trump berates Zelensky, the leader of a democratic country courageously fighting Russian imperialism, while he allies himself with Putin, a dictator who started the bloodiest European war in 80 years.

Sorry, President Trump. We believe in democracy, not authoritarianism.

Dear OPM, here’s 5 things I did last week:

- Made 3 rings for the eleven kings under the sky

- Made 9 for mortal men doomed to die

- Made 7 for the dwarf lords in their house of stone

- Made 1 ring to rule them all

- Went TDY to Mordor where the shadows lie

My YARA rule for detecting the b64 routine seen in the Coyote Banking Trojan

The entire infection chain for Coyote https://www.fortinet.com/blog/threat-research/coyote-banking-trojan-a-stealthy-attack-via-lnk-files

Postponing PMRP prep with my second rule for #100DaysOfYARA. This one focuses on finding the B64 decoding routine seen in the final stages of the Coyote Banking Trojan. www.fortinet.com/blog/threat-...

My illegal Pinkerton is driving me to my illegal hotel while the hallucination machine in my phone summarizes the emails my coworkers wrote using their hallucination machines. My burrito travels separately in its own limo. This is innovation and normal.

It's been fun watching the LinkedIn cybersecurity gatekeeper crowd rapidly pivot from "you're not qualified to work in cybersecurity if you don't have a degree and certifications" to "actually, I think a 25 year old coder is perfectly qualified to perform a financial audit of the federal gov".

No, dipshit, but your values tell you who to shoot, under what circumstances, and why… in NATO in particular, it also helps you determine who you stand with when someone starts shooting at them.

What an incompetent, unqualified, boob.

“Why don’t they play popular music at the Super Bowl anymore.”

— Man who thinks 1996 was 10 years ago.

Huge day for advertising for Burrito Taxi

I guess the AI profile pictures are going with a “mugshot” theme now

I miss the free version of riskIQ

Vendor: “the only major feature we shipped this year was a chatGPT wrapper”

Also vendor: “hey coincidentally we are raising renewal prices 20%”

You’re an MSS or SVR cyber targeter who’s spent years trying to find an access vector into SPS/PAM; then suddenly a pack of high-profile, right-wing, edgelord zoomers — who will definitely click on any link they think will get them laid — just get admin access. Prepositioning acquisition speedrun.

OpenAI’s deep research suffers from the same design problem that almost all AI products have: its superpowers are completely invisible, and must be harnessed through a frustrating process of trial and error. Generally speaking, the more you already know about something, the more useful I think deep research is. This may be somewhat counterintuitive; perhaps you expected that an AI agent would be well suited to getting you up to speed on an important topic that just landed on your lap at work, for example.  In my early tests, the reverse felt true. Deep research excels for drilling deep into subjects you already have some expertise in, letting you probe for specific pieces of information, types of analysis, or ideas that are new to you. It’s possible that you can make this work better than I did. (I think all of us will get better at prompting these models over time, and presumably the product will improve over time as well.)

So OpenAI's deep research tool is useful if you...already know about the subject? Why does every piece that Casey writes feel like it's trying to explain to a kid why they didn't get as many Christmas gifts this year

Not sure where you’re getting permission to live outside Madison or that they would buy a house as part of relocation comp from that, and if you would want to uproot your life to do that that’s your prerogative. But I am saying it’s a waste of candidate’s time to post ads like this.

Idk I guess I don't understand the point of advertising a job as being in one city and then saying you have to relocate to a different city in a different state.

The Attribution Understanders have logged on

GitHub - lolc2/lolc2.github.io: lolC2 is a collection of C2 frameworks that leverage legitimate services to evade detection lolC2 is a collection of C2 frameworks that leverage legitimate services to evade detection - lolc2/lolc2.github.io

LOLC2 - a collection of C2 projects that operate exclusively through legitimate services lolc2.github.io, I'm probably missing some projects let me know !

🌐 lolc2.github.io

🐙 github.com/lolc2/lolc2....