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You can’t back to back Andre 3000 features in your club mix, that’s cheating!

11.05.2025 02:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Black love. Brown pride.

10.05.2025 19:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
chicken wearing a pair of jordans. her name is Hype Moments And Aura

chicken wearing a pair of jordans. her name is Hype Moments And Aura

07.05.2025 19:15 β€” πŸ‘ 19632    πŸ” 4819    πŸ’¬ 207    πŸ“Œ 92

i bet they've never even considered maybe the substances are abusing me

06.05.2025 15:33 β€” πŸ‘ 75    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

The whitest people you know shared ONLY white people at the Met Gala based on black culture/attire ☝🏾

07.05.2025 06:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The depression is HITTIN’ today 😎

06.05.2025 00:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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WARRRRRRIORS

See you in the Western Conference Semifinals, #DubNation

05.05.2025 03:08 β€” πŸ‘ 511    πŸ” 78    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 21

Alright:

1 Me vs 100 Meatballs?

04.05.2025 01:47 β€” πŸ‘ 108    πŸ” 44    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 1

Your life is getting too corporate when you’re getting google invites for coffee.

03.05.2025 21:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Having a friend who does content creation is like having a gremlin as a pet

I am the gremlin

03.05.2025 20:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

2 for 2 on the craziest Moscow Mules at the bar

01.05.2025 23:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

yeah no that’s totally awesome that you’re so pathetic and stuff, have you uhh like, read any books lately?

01.05.2025 15:28 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

A diabolical craving for orange chicken and hot Cheetos

01.05.2025 17:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is my associate, Doink Spliffington

30.04.2025 17:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Me, watching video I recorded: FUCKING FOCUS!!!

29.04.2025 19:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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WON on Warriors Ground 😀

27.04.2025 03:19 β€” πŸ‘ 260    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 5

The bottle of bleach to dye my hair blonde is calling me like the Green Goblin mask

23.04.2025 21:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Black Mirror really is the best show running right now!

23.04.2025 19:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

>>Debit card found 😈
>RIP Media badge

22.04.2025 22:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

one thing that makes me really sad about this era is all the cultural vandalism. I'm sad that part of me is always like "oh I should pick up the blu-ray, the studio might destroy the film out of spite tomorrow"

22.04.2025 20:31 β€” πŸ‘ 506    πŸ” 53    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

Am I tripping?

Yes I am 😏

22.04.2025 20:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’d die for Rashida Jones! Like how the fuck is she the best actor ever!

22.04.2025 02:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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KEEP UP THE
GREAT WORK!

21.04.2025 20:41 β€” πŸ‘ 16051    πŸ” 2650    πŸ’¬ 522    πŸ“Œ 192
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The most cold-blooded quote I've ever read.

21.04.2025 19:06 β€” πŸ‘ 253    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 2

>Lost my debit card
>>Lost my drivers license
>>>Lost my media badge
>>Found my drivers license
>Everything else still lost

21.04.2025 21:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Supper at Emmaus (flipped), by Caravaggio, 1601, πŸ“Έ by Ronald Martinez

20.04.2025 18:17 β€” πŸ‘ 3592    πŸ” 287    πŸ’¬ 41    πŸ“Œ 14

So you’re going to tell me that the Trump administration did not have the Pope killed?

Plans leaked via Signal chat

21.04.2025 08:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What the fuck is β€œthe Weezer movie”?!

20.04.2025 18:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How do you shit at the function

17.04.2025 08:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Took the day off to do my taxes and I can’t find any of my W2s πŸ™ƒ

15.04.2025 15:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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