Schneider's Moustache

Congratulations, Donald Trump, on stopping the war between Iceland and Papua New Guinea. Too long have those two countries encroached on each other's borders with escalating violence. I for one hope the casualties of this awful war get the med beds they need. Thank you, sir.

I guess it's hard to prove reputational damage on the part of a rancid, carcinogenic sack of shit.

You misspelled "cunt".

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It took me a day to realize why Melanoma's outfit looked so familiar

This shit is happening because way to many Americans are fucking stupid. Never forget that.

God save the queef

Can we agree to start calling Teslas the "hate bug"?

Someone needs to take dementia gwampa back to the home before he shits himself on camera.

What grief, though? That was the fakest display of mourning I've ever witnessed. I've seen better acting in porn.

Erika Kirk's fake ass grief video answers the age-old question: What if Eva Braun had survived Hitler?

I haven't seen this many crocodile tears since Steve Irwin passed away.

He deserves about as much compassion as Hitler in his bunker. It's not condoning political violence to admit the truth that Charlie Kirk was a cancer on the asshole of civil society.

Wow, do they do that EVERY garbage day?

Oh gawd yes. The Poland thing freaked me out, too. History repeating itself and all that. 😬

His wife's okay. She's already being consoled by that pilates instructor who looks like her kids.

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Breaking news: Canadian PM Mark Carney offers to send in Alanis Morissette to console Charlie Kirk fans

I'll try to be better 😊

Breaking news: Trump administration further relaxing EPA toxic waste laws in anticipation of Charlie Kirk burial.

Breaking news: Lee Greenwood already penning Charlie Kirk funeral song, Gaslight in the Wind

Someone needs to update CNN on how to spell piece of shit terrorist. Spoiler: it isn't A-C-T-I-V-I-S-T.

As temptingly delicious as the irony might seem, we need to remember that the bullet which took out Charlie Kirk could have gone astray and hit a human.

Congratulations to Charlie Kirk. Today he finally gets to meet his hero, Adolf Hitler.

Thoughts and prayers 🙄

Amphibian is not a real world. There's no country called Amphibia on any map.

Donald Trump's worthless offspring don't love him. If they had 1/10000000 of a fuck to give about that dementia-riddled rapist sack of rat vomit, they would have taken away his phone years ago. He is just their meal ticket. Neither of them has a useful skill. They are just sponges on society.

Can someone tell me how the Trump-Epstein pedophile club is news? We've known that for years, yet millions of American trash voted for him. If you think it's gaining traction now, don't get your hopes up. Never underestimate the depths of US stupidity and the subhuman cowardice of its politicians.

Yup, and we've known that for years. Given how many people willingly voted for him, I can only conclude America is a shithole country with millions of pedo rapists. Beyond pathetic and disturbing.

It's worth pointing out that Trump has an erection in that pic.